Want yet ANOTHER reason to love Chris Rock's intro?

NYC Liberal

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Feb-27-05 08:52 PM
Original message

Want yet ANOTHER reason to love Chris Rock's intro?

Edited on Sun Feb-27-05 08:53 PM by NYC Liberal

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1352171/posts?q=1&&page=801

---------------------
Good thing the American people are smarter than Chris Rock.

---------------------
I hate everyone who just clapped.

---------------------
Listen to them whooping it up.

---------------------
Are you watching this Bush Bashing that is going on ???

UNBELIEVABLE!!!
---------------------
You should here me yelling at the TV

What Crap this is!

---------------------
I expected a few gabs

But NOTHING like what I just heard

Hollyweird can shove it where the sun don't shine!
859 posted on 02/27/2005 5:45:14 PM PST by Mo1

---------------------

-------This is the killer!

This thread is much funnier than Chris Rock.

--------------------

Man, I just LOVE watching Freeptards displaying the faux outrage! :D

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Sanity Claws

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Feb-27-05 08:54 PM
Response to Original message

1. He must be rocking!

I'm not near a tv. Could you tell us some of the lines he came up with about Bush?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

journalist3072

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Feb-27-05 08:57 PM
Response to Reply #1

4. Here's what he said

He basically said that if Bush had been any regular employee, he would have been fired. He said if Bush worked for the Gap, and when he started working the register, there was a $70 million dollar surplus in the register, and then the money was gone, he would have been fired.

And he said if Bush worked for the Gap, and started a war with the store Banana Republic under false pretenses, he would have been fired!

It was hilarious! He was telling the honest truth.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Kathy in Cambridge

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Feb-27-05 08:55 PM
Response to Original message

2. And Robin Williams just slammed the Academy

his skit was cancelled for being too political.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

jonnyblitz

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Feb-27-05 08:55 PM
Response to Original message

3. "our first ebonics Oscar" (post from freeper thread)

Edited on Sun Feb-27-05 08:55 PM by jonnyblitz

:eyes:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

journalist3072

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Feb-27-05 08:57 PM
Response to Reply #3

6. Those racist bastards at FR are evil

I try to stay away from that site for my mental well being.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

sendero

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Feb-27-05 08:57 PM
Response to Original message

5. Remember back when..

... Bill Clinton couldn't take a piss without getting jumped on from all sides? Bet those idiots saw nothing wrong with that.

Eat *** and die hypocrites.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

ktowntennesseedem

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Feb-27-05 08:59 PM
Response to Original message

7. Aw, I feel so bad that they are unable to enjoy the show.

NOT!!!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

democrank

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Feb-27-05 09:01 PM
Response to Original message

8. I can`t even stand to read that stuff.

OMG Listen to those people whooping it up!

He says there are WMDs when there aren`t any and they still clap!

They drag naked people around on leashes and they cheer louder!

Their jobs end up in India and they say "Yippee"

Drug companies charge them $67 for $2 worth of drugs and they cheer some more.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Libby2

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Feb-27-05 09:01 PM
Response to Original message

9. Awe cry us a river

you freaking babies.

Can't take the heat? Get the fuck out of the kitchen.

Goooooooooooooooo Chris !!!!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Lisabtrucking

(807 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Feb-27-05 09:07 PM
Response to Original message

10. Best post I read all day, thanks for the laugh. n/t

Edited on Sun Feb-27-05 09:07 PM by Lisabtrucking

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

tinfoilinfor2005

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Feb-27-05 09:07 PM
Response to Original message

11. I love the guy who said

You should here me yelling at the screen!
hahahaha. Probably your Yale grad!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

blueblitzkrieg

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Feb-27-05 09:07 PM
Response to Original message

12. LOL I love it

cry, freepers, cry!

Go Chris!!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

rockymountaindem

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Feb-27-05 09:21 PM
Response to Original message

13. wach teh freepz spel dem loong words

dam tehy are smarte.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DU AdBot (1000+ posts)

Sat May 04th 2024, 06:34 AM
Response to Original message

Advertisements [?]

Top

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.