"Tony's Law" - Requires All Marijuana Offenders To Inform Neighbors

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WASHINGTON, DC—Citizens spoke before Congress Monday in support of Tony's Law, a Senate measure that would require all marijuana-law offenders to inform their neighbors if they're holding.

"Right now, countless Americans are living on the very same blocks as convicted illegal-drug users," said Sharon Logan of the Weed For Tony Coalition. "Without a federal mandate requiring full disclosure, how are unsuspecting residents supposed to find any decent weed?"

Designed to protect Americans from dry spells, Tony's Law was named after 19-year-old New Jersey resident Tony DiCenzo, who went nine months without getting high before discovering that he lived in the same apartment building as a reliable marijuana source.

"Can you imagine the shock and anger Tony must have felt when he found out that the guy on the second floor possessed the Schedule I federal controlled substance?" Logan said. "The offender could have invited poor Tony into his apartment to smoke some at any time. It's heartbreaking."

Tony's Law would create a national public registry of drug-law offenders' names, addresses, and pager numbers. Additionally, offenders charged with dealing marijuana would be required to either post signs or go door-to-door and let neighbors know when they're holding.

Privacy-rights groups oppose the legislation on the grounds that it violates the individual's right to a stash, but Austin, TX's James W. Clancy is one of many stoner-rights lawyers who traveled to Washington to rally in favor of the law's passage.

"Millions of Americans love to be high," Clancy said. "Unfortunately, their neighbors often keep them in the dark about what kind of shit is going around."

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4109&n=1

I could know in advance which neighbors have the best parties.

the same thing.

:toast:

Who's the first one in the neighborhood to whip out a joint? Me! (just kidding, orpupilofnature57)...

I know a lot of straight people equate marijuana-users with sex offenders. The country has become so mad that I believe that a law like this would have a chance in the congress - if only to "save the children" from those evil drug abusers.

In my house we do this???????

A famous satirical website.

Reality is getting so weird that it's hard to tell real news from joke news.

a joke. And yes, I agree. The reality of our politics has gotten so crazy that it's impossible to tell whether something is a joke are real.

:smoke:

hahahahaha

now everyone will know where to score a dimebag....hahahahah

:7

Coming up next: the National Irony Registry!

O8)
:smoke:

:D

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The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

because i've seen some scary opinions of pot :scared:

but that was hilarious :D