Tell me something to cheer me up

Please?

"knuckles".

:)

:hi:

nt

:o

:P

as a cover up for him being hedges bastard child

:o

:D :P

you might have to fight off name not needed though, i hear he's into the whole trailer park lovin' scenario

What's up~?

Springs coming...that should cheer you up a bit...:)

:shrug:

hehe :D

I knew I could cheer you up!

:7

:)

his way out. You can only continue to lie only for so long, every one tires of lies sooner or later. We must keep our HOPES up.

:D

Your hair is as soft and fine as August cornsilk;

Your lips are as rubine as the ripest pomegranate...

:o

"Hey, cheer up! Things will get better!"

Did it?

Redstone

:D

Are you more cheerful now?

Redstone

:)

and now am off to repose, comforted by the satisfaction of a job well done.

Redstone

a good one :thumbsup: :)


Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

:D

:bounce: Your sig line always makes me smile! That, and you seem like a really cool person, so give yourself a hug, and remember that there are good things, and good people, in this world! :)

:hi:

its wisconsin talk for better days a coming (end of winter)

:P

Ennui and dolor must be catching.

:hug:

As my kid would say: "I'm down in the dumps"

:hug:

;)

Monty Python made me cry! :shrug: :cry:

I think we should blame hormones! Who's with me? :P

:hug:

:(

It's about my cat, and like minstrel songs of old, it tells a true story:

Little kitty Snickers
Went walkin' through the kitchen.

Jumpin' up on the counters
And peein' on the stove.

------

There. Do you feel better? Wanna know how I found out she did it? I got up in the morning and put the kettle on for some tea. After a few minutes (electric stove), the kitchen was filled with a miasma of vaporized cat pee.

I thought that was a one time thing, but cat pee is on my mind lately, since after 15 years of her stealth peeing, I have finally caught her in the act a couple of times and no longer think I am halucinating funny smells.

OK, you HAVE to feel better now. If only because you don't have kitty pee pee everywhere and I do.

:P

You should add a couple more verses and try to sell it! You could make millions. :hi:

Like this Opera about Toadsies I started seven years ago--Toadsies has since passed on, but the Opera still needs work:

"O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE of a TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAD!"


I have been stuck at this point ever since!
Help from librettists (is that a word?) won't be turned away.

If so, I suggest you spray the dogs.. they look like they might need to cool off a bit. ;)

:hi:

around here! :D

We just had to give Weeny (the PomerWEENYan) an emergency butt shave--now she has a wonderful shiny new tushy!

shiney heiney!

But I admit to just avoiding sitting my ass down and reading the damn instructions! Heh. Heh. Oy.

shiney hiney!! AHAHAAAAAAA!!! That's a good one!

I likey shiney heiney!

paid for it herself and everything. Well after she got home, her friend's mother called her to tell her that she kept getting calls on her house phone from Margaret's cell number. (Her house was where she last had her phone); anyway she answered it and nobody would say anything but she could hear birds making a lot of noise and it sounded like the same birds she was hearing through her kitchen window. She looked out in her back yard and their dog had Margaret's cell phone, chewing on it and somehow he had dialed their house !!

So here is the dog, chewing on the cell phone that he has somehow dialed into his own home, and his "mommy" is on the phone listening to the birds.

So she retrieved the phone, and we now have an extra cellphone.


Too funny.


Then my daughter's car stopped running and a friend of this same family looked it over and said he could fix it. She told me the part was $1700!!!! So we were trying to figure out how we were going to get this taken care of and her boyfriend said it just couldn't be that expensive so he made he call the guy back to be sure. ...are you ready for this one????


the part was $117.00! I laughed so hard I thought I would fall down.

So that was the week at OUR house!!

Hope this made you giggle a little.

Thanks for the giggles. :D

so here he is


:hi: :loveya: :hug:

:loveya:

If not here's another:hug:

:hug:


I feel a little better. I don't know why I'm sad, I just am. I'm going to blame hormones. :)

and i can't be happy until you're happy! :P :hug:

:hug:

...will get precisely what he or she deserves.

Karma's like that.

:hi:

:bounce:

That's more money to guarantee this place exists just a little bit longer!

I decided to be a lazy-ass tonight. I was getting ready for work and noticed a stray eyebrow hair. Being my usual lazy-ass self, I didn't want to pluck it (too much effort). I decided, in all my 30 years of wisdom, to shave it off.
I took off too much. Now the end of one of my eyebrows is missing and I look like a dork.

You ain't got no job, nuthin to do..

:-)