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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 09:58 PM
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Poll question: Would you rather be Jesus or a Cucumber?
I'm sort of up in the air about this one...hence the poll.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 10:00 PM
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1. If Jesus was a cucumber...
...women would be all over him.:D
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 10:01 PM
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2. i saw jesus when i peeled a cucumber
:evilgrin:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 10:02 PM
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3. Jesus definitely
First I'd slap whoever is REALLY talking to Bush (when he says God talks to him). Next, I'd tell Bush, I needed a word with him. Also, I'd have a serious talk with most of his followers about how they interpret the New Testament. The real Jesus never declared war from the cross...

Then, I'd make the woman of my dreams fall in love with me... Okay, the real Jesus would never make her do that, but if I was, I would.
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FizzFuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 10:02 PM
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4. a SEA cucumber!!!
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 10:03 PM
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6. oooooooh lordy, WATCH OUT!
*ducks* :nuke:
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FizzFuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 10:34 PM
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10. french tickler jesus....
:smacks self:
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 10:03 PM
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5. If you're a Christian Pantheist, isn't Jesus already in cucumbers?
:shrug:
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 10:10 PM
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7. Pre or post-crucification?
If you mean post-crucification, I'd want to be Jesus. With the worst behind me, I'd walk around the world and mess with Fundamentalists heads.

Of course, if I was Jesus I'd be to loving to do something like that... so maybe it would be more fun to be a cucumber after all.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 10:12 PM
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8. The Passion of the Cuke!!!
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 10:12 PM
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9. Wow, that's a real pickle...
just saying...

:hi:

RL
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