Dude! We have to go. I just sharted. - Democratic Underground

Cadence

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Fri Mar-04-05 12:02 AM
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Dude! We have to go. I just sharted.

I went to fart and a little shit came out... we have to go.

That line from Along Came Polly keeps running through my head cracking me the fuck up. Is that wrong?

I'm base huh? You think I have an unevolved sense of humor don't you. I can tell by the way you're looking at me right now that you do! :D

Oh yeah well bite me! You have 'em too.. I know you do!!!

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progmom

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Fri Mar-04-05 12:02 AM
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1. You and your fart obsession.

I love it!

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Cadence

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Fri Mar-04-05 12:05 AM
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2. FARTS....... ARE....... FUNNY!!

:shrug: You laugh too! That's why you're my soul sista.. you can't share fart jokes with just anyone.

Well except on a public message board with only like 65,000 members.. but nobody reads my posts. I'm pretty sure it's just you and me. ;)

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progmom

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Fri Mar-04-05 12:07 AM
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4. You make me laugh like

like...

How do you finish that sentence? Cuz all that's coming to mind is "like a racehorse" and I'm pretty sure that's not how the expression goes...

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Cadence

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Fri Mar-04-05 12:10 AM
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6. I think that's PISS like a racehorse...

but O.K. I'll take that as a compliment... :D

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laugle

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Fri Mar-04-05 12:06 AM
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3. Sharted

When I saw the word "sharted" I thought it was a typo!! It got me curious so I read your thread. I have now been educated.....really gave me a big laugh....

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Cadence

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Fri Mar-04-05 12:09 AM
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5. It's a good word.

I'm just glad I've never personally had a reason to use it. It does make me wonder how the person that came up with it thought of it. Hmmmmm. ;)

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