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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 08:31 AM
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You're head will explode trying to comprehend this Fundie Protest Sign


Where in the bible does it say to trust Jesus and use all sorts of artillery in doing so?
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 08:34 AM
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1. Ow, my brain...
Where does the "trust Jesus, 'cept kill people in his name" thing come from? I mean, how much clearer does it get than THOU SHALT NOT KILL??
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vi5 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 08:35 AM
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2. Are you sure it's not being sarcastic?
The fact that there is a guy standing in front of him in a cartoonish bush mask and what appears to be a dress leads me to believe there may be protesters on both sides of the aisle, which means that there is the outside chance that the sign is sarcastic. Maybe not.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 08:37 AM
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7. Nope - I was at that event
The Bush stooge in front posed in front of the fundies to make a joke at the stupid signs. THose signs show up at every major protest in DC & NYC. The Bush guy was part of our team
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 08:40 AM
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13. Ah... then that makes sense... good for him!! He should make his
sign more readable... it's the only one with any truth in it.
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FourStarDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:53 AM
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26. I remember walking past those wackos at the Anti-Bush rally in NYC..
last summer, before the GOP convention and all of us having a chuckle at them. They are for real.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 08:38 AM
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9. And I can't quite read the sign, but it looks like it says
Edited on Fri Mar-04-05 08:38 AM by Rabrrrrrr
"Confessions: I am a stupid (something)"
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RoeBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 08:40 AM
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14. STUPID LIAR!
not you, the sign.
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RoeBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 08:38 AM
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10. And the guy in front
-his sign says "stupid liar" or something.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 08:38 AM
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11. The guy kneeling in front seems to be "Bush" calling himself a liar.
"Confession... I am a stupid liar" is what it seems to be saying to me. I think this must be sarcastic, unless I'm reading that wrong.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 08:35 AM
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3. LOL! Notice it doesn't say, "Trust Jesus AND pResident Bu$h"? nt
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 08:35 AM
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4. And who is divorced from REALITY?
:headbang:
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 08:36 AM
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5. Uh, I, um, ahh, well,
Edited on Fri Mar-04-05 08:36 AM by Redstone
uh buh...utterly at a loss for words.

Just out of curiosity, where'd you find that? Are there more like it where you found it?

Redstone
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 08:36 AM
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6. That is SOOOOOO fuckin' wrong!
Just wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong.
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Jokerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 08:37 AM
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8. Praise the lord and pass the ammo
Some people seem to think they can justify anything if they attach jesus to it.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 08:40 AM
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12. NOTE: The Bush guy in front was NOT with the fundie protestors in the back
I actually was there when the picture was taken. The bush guy was part of the anti-war rally and he ran up to pose in front of these 2 fundies.
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 09:59 AM
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22. So, in essence, the "Bush guy" turned the fundies' work into a joke.
Edited on Fri Mar-04-05 10:00 AM by DinahMoeHum
I say score one for our side!

BTW, is he wearing a kilt over tights or something?

:kick:
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 08:46 AM
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15. Yet they see no contradiction here...............
Jebus would support Resident bush in his unilateral quest for world domination, raining bombs and bullets upon god's people. Of course fundies don't see them as god's people. They're heathens who haven't embraced Xanity, and they must repent or die. So much for god's unwavering love.
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Silverhair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 09:02 AM
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16. And the Bible says:
Edited on Fri Mar-04-05 09:03 AM by Silverhair
Psalms 20 : 7 NIV:

7. Some trust in chariots and some in horses, but we trust in the name of the LORD our God
8. They are brought to their knees and fall, but we rise up and stand firm.
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 09:09 AM
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17. n/t
:nuke:
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 09:10 AM
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18. I wrote a whole essay about that goddam sign
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 10:45 AM
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24. That was 2003 - I've only memorized TO up to 2002
:eyes:

Great article though!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 09:12 AM
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19. I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!! and studied the Bible-Matthew 6:5-6
http://www.htmlbible.com/kjv30/B40C006.htm

5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 09:14 AM
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20. Notice Bush ALWAYS gets top billing with these idiots...even over Jesus
What does THAT say? :eyes:

The other big stickers include:

I support President Bush
and the Troops

Idiots.
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Telly Savalas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:22 AM
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30. So if Bush is bigger than Jesus...
where do the Beatles get placed in this hierarchy? How about Oasis for that matter?
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 09:20 AM
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21. It really is amazing
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 10:40 AM
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23. oh crap - my head just exploded!
:crazy:
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:44 AM
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25. I prefer this sign...
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RedstDem Donating Member (356 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:13 AM
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27. Attack Of The Killer Fundies
I Love The One Guys Sign "Study The Bible" ......Maybe They Should Take There Own Advise...

Who's The Guy Supposed To Be That Is Wearing The "Stupid Liar" Sign I Wonder
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:15 AM
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28. Fundies truss Jesus.
it's a fact!
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ucmike Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:17 AM
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29. that's a ref to a little known bible chapter...
the "Book of Artillery". the liberal media doesn't give it the coverage it deserves.
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:48 AM
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31. Everyone knows Jesus owned an AK
I mean, really. Where have you beeen? I read in my Bible that Jesus was strapped with guns all over his body at his death.

This bible was given to me as a gift from the NRA. I trust them in every way possible.
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:57 PM
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32. Who would Jesus bomb?
ouch, my head hurts. Gotta go get more rum raisen ice cream to cool it off before it explodes.
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