i don't wear birkenstocks - am i bad LiberaL?

sniffa

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:12 AM
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i don't wear birkenstocks - am i bad LiberaL?

i've aLso never hugged a tree.

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underpants

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:12 AM
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1. Yes

now get over to central issue and get your liberal gear

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sniffa

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:13 AM
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2. hemp cLothing?

:shrug:

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underpants

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:16 AM
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4. Hey *sniff**sniff*

you don't smell like petulie oil AT ALL!!! :grr:

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meegbear

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:18 AM
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5. I had a hemp baseball hat ...

It was dark green and it had white cow in it, upside down with it's tounge sticking out and 'x' for eyes.

Lost it (dammit)

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SheepyMcSheepster

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:14 AM
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3. i would never wear birkenstocks

i enjoy my closed toe shoes. my feet need a safe hiding place.

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tyedyeto

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:31 AM
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8. But they do make closed shoes......

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SheepyMcSheepster

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:51 AM
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18. no thanks

i like actual shoes with laces and stuff :)

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:23 AM
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6. I don't either, but I have hugged a tree.

No... that's not me... :)

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jonnyblitz

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:25 AM
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7. I don't even know what they are. I am gonna look them up

on google. I guess they are sandals but I don't know how they differ from others.

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Sporadicus

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:32 AM
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9. I've Never Owned a Volvo

I thought that was de rigeur for liberals...at least those who don't ride in a limousine :eyes:

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StopTheMorans

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:33 AM
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10. yes you are, liberals are not hippies

hippies are animals

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sniffa

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:34 AM
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11. fiLthy, fiLthy animaLs

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StopTheMorans

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:36 AM
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12. filthy,filthy, FILTHY animaLs

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NewJeffCT

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:40 AM
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13. I've never done a lot of "liberal" things

1) Never smoked marijuana or taking any illegal drugs. Heck, I've never even smoked a cigarette - not even a puff. Though, I do support legalization of pot.
2) Never was involved in orgies or any sort of group sex
3) Never cheated on my wife.
4) Never have worn my hair long or had an earring
5) Never worn birkenstocks or owned a European car (BMW, Volvo or what have you...)
6) never hugged a tree, attended a protest or march, killed a baby, burned a bra, etc

I'm sure I missed a lot of other things.

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sniffa

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:44 AM
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15. so you've been on weLfare

and taken the hard earned tax money of some working repubLican?

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NewJeffCT

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:48 AM
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17. forgot that one - never been on welfare

none of my family has, come to think of it.

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pansypoo53219

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:44 AM
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14. i HATE birkenstocks

ugly ugly UGLY. i prefer to be barefoot, nless he shoe mafia makes me wear them.

but i did hug a tree. a very very very old white pine.

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BigMcLargehuge

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:44 AM
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16. I hate those damn foo-foo sandals

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Wat_Tyler

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:52 AM
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19. No. The unnecessary capitalization makes you a bad Liberal.

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GreenPartyVoter

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Fri Mar-04-05 10:22 AM
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20. I've done both. You've missed out. *g*

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