why was i not informed

that the hate maiLbag had been updated!?

From: Michael -------
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 19:33:52 -0600
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Subject: (no subject)

DIE, you sniveling, limp-wristed, ignorant, fagot COMMUNISTS!!!

DU RESPONDS: Sorry sir, your spell has failed. You need to be a 24th-level mage to cast that kind of black magic, and as a 1st-level gnome, you're no more powerful than a toadstool. And when I say toadstool, I mean toad stool.

From: ---------@aol.com
Sent: Tuesday, February 08, 2005 9:46 AM
To: skinner@democraticunderground.com
Subject: Hello

I don't know if any of you chaps read at Front Page Magazine... I think not. However, I am a regular there and, after reading at your website for a week or two, I now post the ''best post of the day'' from DU on the first thread at FPM, so all the great conservatives we have there can see exactly how far ''round the bend'' you are. Enjoy --WE do.

And many thanks.

DU RESPONDS: Is that the Horowitz rag? That's got to be one of the worst designed websites I've ever seen. Keep up the good work, fellas. You look even less credible than we do!

I lookited down there last week and there it was in all it's unexpurgated glory (I love that phrase, thanks Plaid Adder).

It's so heart warming to see our hateful little children growing up. The posts are now the thoughtful posts of an evil 14 year old instead of a spiteful twelve year old, except for the ones by the ugly psycho fourth graders.

you were too limp-wristed to handle it. :shrug:

You know what cures a limp wrist don't you?

:P

i reaLLy missed the hate maiL. :D

The Definition Of "Obsession"
From: ----------@aol.com
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 18:26:31 EST
To: skinner@democraticunderground.com
Subject: HAHAHA LOL Took the bait! Can you find the other names? Tick Tock


Wow, you guys just ain't so quick anymore. I've been back on for weeks now with 3 different user names and you finally got one! LOL but only cause I let ya. Things have gotten really slow/boring at DU and I figured I really could care less anymore about being able to post. Everything has become redundant anyway. So I figured I'd throw out a herring to see how long it would take lol. Course, I still got my other two names, we'll have to see how long it takes you to spot them, or maybe next week I'll throw another post as a clue like the Andy post earlier. I mean the guy licks another guys ass and I'm supposed to donate money? LOL I figured what a perfect time to get rid of that name!

Anyway, you can't beat me Skinner. Your lack of respect by ignoring my genuinely sincere emails pissed me off. You look like some loser and yet you think you have a right to just be all powerful? Doesn't work that way bub, sorry. I always get what I want.

For now I'll keep on posting with my other names, and may even create a few more accounts for fun. Every post I make I smile, cause I know I'm getting one over on you and that you don't have any control over whether I am present on the boards or not, simply because I'm better than you are. Anyway I am not a freeper, I hope you don't think that I am. I truly value our values and truly do help with the fight. But I'll be damned if I let some 'got beat up all the time in school' punk ignore my sincere requests.

Know what? I'll give you a quick hint. Under one of my other names I use I have already left a question in the past in the ATA forum, and you've responded. I was laughing my ass off that I got you to reply.

That's it for now dave!

Jeremy

DU RESPONDS: I don't know what's more sad... the fact that Jeremy here apparently gets a boner playing hide and seek on an Internet message board, or the fact that he hasn't figured out that the people he's trying to play with don't give a shit. To be fair, I'm guessing that the only reason he's trying to play with us, as opposed to the kindergarteners down the street, is that he's not allowed within two hundred feet of young children.