JimmyJazz owes me money - Democratic Underground

yvr girl

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Fri Mar-04-05 02:44 PM
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JimmyJazz owes me money

Anyone know where I can find her?

My cousin, Guido is going to collect.

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Huckebein the Raven

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Fri Mar-04-05 02:45 PM
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1. Contact Luca Bratzi

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Joe Power

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Fri Mar-04-05 02:56 PM
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7. Luca Bratzi sleeps with the fishes

That beeyotch is deader than Elvis.

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Richardo

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Fri Mar-04-05 02:45 PM
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2. You might try the septic tank...

Edited on Fri Mar-04-05 02:47 PM by Richardo

...or so I hear: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2754646&mesg_id=2754668&page=

Send my "finders fee" to: Richardo, Houston, TX 77002

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yvr girl

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Fri Mar-04-05 02:51 PM
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4. I could never do that.

I have a hard time changing a diaper. Hiding in or looking for someone in a septic tank is out of the question.

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Patiod

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Fri Mar-04-05 02:49 PM
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3. Make her get on ebay and sell all that Clash crap she has

autographed pictures, autographed cds, books, posters, tickets - some sucker (like my SO) will buy them for sure, and then you'll have your money back from her.

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progmom

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Fri Mar-04-05 02:51 PM
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5. You'll never see that money again.

How many times do I have to tell you?

You can't trust JimmyJazz any further than you can throw her. Now, granted, she's not a large person, so you might actually be able to throw her, but not that far.

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yvr girl

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Fri Mar-04-05 02:55 PM
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6. I should have listened to you

I'm really going to hate getting her roughed up.

But a junior mafia princess has gotta do what a junior mafia princess has gotta do.

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progmom

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Fri Mar-04-05 04:01 PM
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11. She's small but feisty

So look out!

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Beer Snob-50

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Fri Mar-04-05 02:59 PM
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8. what about the cash you owe me???

remember, i lent you 5000 dollars (american) so that you could get the boob job you wanted.

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yvr girl

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Fri Mar-04-05 03:01 PM
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9. To quote Terri Hatcher

They're Real and they're Spectacular.

I think you drank the money.

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Beer Snob-50

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Fri Mar-04-05 03:25 PM
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10. no i remember!!

drinking mojitos in that dusty bar in vancover. you were wearing that red dress with the flowers on it. i was blasted. then band played n'sync all night. you signed a promissory note on a bar napkin.
i had the cash in my glovecompartment.

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