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Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule™

The Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule™ contains four unique elements to make it the most potent talisman or manifesting device we have designed to date. The Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule™ contains in printed form a mini scroll of the most sacred magickal formula of Kabbalah, the written formula of the 72 Names of God. The capsule also contains 'Aurum Solis' Ormus White Powder Gold (see www.subtleenergies.com) which is a material of powerful healing ,spiritual enhancing and manifesting properties which acts as a subtle energy antenna enhancing the transmission and delivery of our intent to the creative centre of the universe. To bring immediate protection to its owner the capsule also contains a fragment of red string from Rachels Tomb in Jerusalem.

The device also incorporates a special Ethero-Magnetic™ caduceus orgone generating coil which utilises the magickal and sacred 'lost cubit' measurement, a meaurement so profound that its precise value can not be found in ancient or modern literature. Only select few individuals and scientists are aware of its actual value.

It is widely recognised in esoteric science and by academics such as James Hurtak (www.keysofenoch.org) and Stan Tenen (www.meru.org) among others that Hebrew letters through their specific mathematical structural geometry contain information that encodes life force energy,ie it provides a conscious template for natural creative forces. It is these magical primal creative forces of The Kaballah that we harness and focus in the preparation of The Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule™

Don't know what to say, except that if George Bush can sell his shit, people will go for anything
More than you want to know (including testimonials) at: :tinfoilhat:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5557833990&ssPageName=ADME:B:EF:US:1

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:shrug:

Kinda like some kind of magical drug distillery-thing in a tube.

as fast as you can, until you can't stand up anymore, and smoke your purified Kaballated crack

Now THAT is a useful added feature.

--IMM

Unique with respect to all other elements? Then you could say that about any element. I can't imagine what else they mean.

Damn, I hate stupid ad copy.

It was a part of a waterproof survival kit that you could buy at Mountain Equipment Coop or something....
They probably had thousands of them that didn't sell.
"Hey Brad we got 2500 of the aluminum tube thingies. Think you could move them?"

"special Ethero-Magnetic™ caduceus orgone generating coil"

hence the cost, but there's more...(see the site)

--IMM

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What kind of Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule doesn't have Platypus venom in order to keep the 7 Mimes of Doom at bay?

Pheh. What a worthless trinket. Then again, may I should put this vial of Platypus venom up for sale on eBay?

My brother is doing time in Delaware for a two gram vial....

Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule! Is there ANY miracle a true Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule can't perform? I think not!

:D

New from Ronco.

Designed that way to avoid environmental injuries.

--IMM

And WTF is the red string from Rachel's tomb? I don't think so.

So you know...

--IMM

Red strings and all, but then I have no idea what Kabbalah strings are, so went and googled them and now I know. I'll have to start budgeting for one of these, right after I pay for my pizza. Where do people find these interesting things?

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Each piece of Red String supplied by us has been taken to Rachel's tomb in Israel, and with power of the Aleph Lamed Daled it is imbued with the essence of protection. The Red String is traditionally worn on the left wrist - the receiving side of the body and soul - sealing protective energy within while intercepting negative influences that exist. In addition to having the sacred red string sealed inside it, The Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule™ is also supplied with sufficient red string to make several protective amulets for wearing on the wrist in the traditional manner. The Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule™ is also supplied with the powerful 'Ben Porat' prayer of divine protection, which may be used to further invoke the higher forces of protection in our lives.

There's a lot of (hysterical) info there. When you realize that there is nothing that can't be helped by having a PKMC, you will surely want to be among the, ah, blessed.

--IMM

not to mention does, you probably need a luggage cart to crry it around.

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What others have found:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2757599&mesg_id=2758583

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