gratitous monty python thread. Excuse me, are you a virgin

democrat in Tallahassee

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Fri Mar-04-05 07:20 PM
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gratitous monty python thread. Excuse me, are you a virgin

if it's not too personal.

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Dave Reynolds

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Fri Mar-04-05 07:22 PM
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1. Does she.....go?

Say no more.

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elperromagico

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Fri Mar-04-05 07:23 PM
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2. Oh, he's havin' a go at the flowers now!!!

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democrat in Tallahassee

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Fri Mar-04-05 07:24 PM
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3. what's wrong with the flowers? I think they are very nice

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Canuckistanian

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Fri Mar-04-05 07:25 PM
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5. Stand and Deliver! Give me all your lupins!

In a bunch, in a bunch!

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elperromagico

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Fri Mar-04-05 07:27 PM
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6. We EAT lupins, we SLEEP on lupins, we even WEAR the bloody things!

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realisticphish

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Fri Mar-04-05 07:28 PM
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8. but we don't have any lupins!

I happen to know that this is the lupin express.

Damn!

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skygazer

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Fri Mar-04-05 07:25 PM
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4. I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!!

Don't you have anything without spam in it?

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Tikki

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Fri Mar-04-05 07:30 PM
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9. Geez- zee you beat me to this...Oh well, here we go...

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam.

also see post above...

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loudestchick

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Fri Mar-04-05 07:27 PM
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7. It is an Ex-parrot! You've nailed it to its perch!

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elperromagico

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Fri Mar-04-05 07:31 PM
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10. If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it woulda nuzzled up to those bars,

bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM!

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Radical Activist

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Fri Mar-04-05 07:32 PM
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11. How long is it sir?

That's a little personal, isn't it?

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skygazer

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Fri Mar-04-05 07:37 PM
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12. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

Our chief weapon is fear, fear and surprise.... our TWO chief weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency... our THREE chief weapons... I'll come in again...

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