Gentlemen. Are you still in touch with the first guy you kissed?

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:19 PM
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Gentlemen. Are you still in touch with the first guy you kissed?

I must confess that I am not. We ended...on bad terms. Whenever I try to get in contact with him or talk to him he practically slams the door in my face! Oh, and he's "straight as an arrow" now (his words, not mine).

Eek.

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mhr

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:24 PM
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1. I Don't Even Remember Who It Was - Ancient History!

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Cannikin

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:25 PM
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2. He ended up getting married...

and to a WOMAN...in this day and age!

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:26 PM
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4. no...say it isn't so...

a WOMAN?

as in...ovaries and all?

ugh, won't someone PLEASE think of the bloody children, I mean, honestly.

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Tektonik

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:27 PM
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7. The children will be crushed to see daddy in lingerie

Such a relationship is begging for a mid-life crisis.

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:28 PM
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10. I smell Oprah in their future.

Damn "straights" get all the publicity.

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mr_hat

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:25 PM
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3. Never kissed a guy, thank god. Girls rule.

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:27 PM
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6. I'd be negligent in my gay duties...

if I didn't tell you, "You don't know what you're missing."

But that's all I'm gonna say!

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Aristus

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:26 PM
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5. First guy I ever kissed is my grandson. He's in the next room.

So, yeah!

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:28 PM
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8. *pffft* straight as an arrow, my ass.

you just remind him of what he's missing, baby ;)

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arcos

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:28 PM
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9. No...

I was 15 and he was 14, and we got $50 from a few friends who dared us to do it.

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:29 PM
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11. $50?!?!

To quote my (straight) male friend, "You don't wanna know what I'd do for $50." :D!

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arcos

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:31 PM
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12. Ha!

The funny thing is, his girlfriend was one of those who offered money... they were all really sure it wouldn't happen. :crazy:

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Fri Mar-04-05 09:43 PM
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13. yeah i know i switch back and forth when the mood strikes me.

get pissed and go straight the next day. yup. :eyes:

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