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Borgnine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 10:37 PM
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I hate those talking baby Quizno commercials.
Okay, here's a rule of comedy... a talking baby is NEVER funny if:

1. He has the voice of a middle-aged construction worker.

2. He's horny or perverted.

3. Women are attracted to him.

In that case, he's just fucking creepy. See Stewie from Family Guy on the correct way to do a talking baby.
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 10:42 PM
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1. bring back the sponge monkeys!
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 10:43 PM
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2. We love the subs!
Cause they are toasty subs!
They are so good, we'd eat them raw, but eating raw subs is barbaric!
We are not the Huns!
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 10:44 PM
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3. Whoever came up with that was way too into Adam Sandler songs.
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shawcomm Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 10:49 PM
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4. Yep, it's creepy.
What's up with Quiznos and their wierd commercials? The baby one is better than the pseudo-rat they had. I don't want to eat in a place whose mascot is a rodent. It's not appetizing.

Another bad one was the KFC honey bbq wing commercials. I don't want bees buzzing around my sticky food. When I think of those wings, that's not crusty bbq I see, it's sticky bugs on my chicken.
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