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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:34 AM
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Things we'll never here other DUers say. Part II
Edited on Sat Mar-05-05 02:39 AM by Radical Activist
wtmusic named this as his favorite funny thread. Since it's pretty old I thought we should start a new one. A few examples from the original:

MATCOM: "Butts? How positively sophomoric. Oh, I see, 'bathroom humor'. Yes, I've heard some people laugh at such drivel. I, however, respect myself."

JohnKleeb: "I could take Kucinich in a knife fight, or even hand to hand ...if I ever met the little weasel!"

Skittles: I'M NOT GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

A couple of Mine:
Revolutionary_Acts04: "Please don't say that young man. I don't think DU is the proper place for flirting."

Progmom: "Come on people! There are way too many lounge posts about JimmyJazz!"
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:36 AM
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1. Will Pitt: "You know, Bush is really growing on me."
eom
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:37 AM
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2. hehe good one n/t
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chicagojoe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:38 AM
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3. Like a fungus.
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Digit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:39 AM
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4. Skinner:
What we need are some more sex threads on DU.
You guys are slacking off.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:40 AM
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7. Also:
We need to refight the primaries. I want to see more angry flame fests about Clark and Dean! Now!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:41 AM
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8. hahaha
I bet you thats what they're doing now, fighting over Dean and Clark.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:51 AM
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10. That's basically all GDP does half the time
I like to post there sometimes but I always feel ashamed afterwards.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:54 AM
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12. I feel kinda bad because people there think in black and white
and think their way is always right.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:55 AM
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13. ROFLMAO!
You're so right about that!

Here's one you'll never hear in GDP from the partisans:

"Clark and Hillary should step aside so Kucinich can run in 2008"
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:56 AM
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15. LOL good one n/t
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 03:03 AM
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27. ha hey Kucinich does have more elected experience than
either of those two.
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:49 PM
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35. Wow, good idea!
nt
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:39 AM
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5. ha so true about Rev
Another would be
"Are you like flirting with me because I so do not want that"
She loves the flirting and she knows that.
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mermaid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:40 AM
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6. Mermaid - You know, I Really Like George W. Bush!
You'll NEVER hear me say anything even closely resembling anything other than

FUCK YOU GEORGE W BUSH, MAY YOU ROT IN THE DEEPEST, STINKIEST CESSPOOL IN THE DEPEST DARKEST PITS OF HELL, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I HATE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING!!
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:53 AM
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11. I agree
except I'd change pits of Hell to bowels of hell. Well said.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:50 AM
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9. newyawker99: Look I don't give a damn how many posts anyone made this week
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:56 AM
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14. newyawker99: "Fuck off, n000b!" (n/t)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:56 AM
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16. Short Bus President
Lounge Stalking is so sophomoric.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:57 AM
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17. sniffa: HEY! I finally fixed my "L" key! (n/t)
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 03:00 AM
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18. HeyHey: I have finally mastered the art of seducing unattainable women,
and I don't know what to do with all these fine ladies.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 03:01 AM
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26. He must have REALLY liked the panties
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 03:00 AM
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19. HeyHey: I have finally mastered the art of seducing unattainable women,
and I don't know what to do with all these fine ladies.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 03:00 AM
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20. HeyHey: I have finally mastered the art of seducing unattainable women,
and I don't know what to do with all these fine ladies.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 03:00 AM
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21. HeyHey: I have finally mastered the art of seducing unattainable women,
and I don't know what to do with all these fine ladies.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 03:00 AM
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22. HeyHey: I have finally mastered the art of seducing unattainable women,
and I don't know what to do with all these fine ladies.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 03:00 AM
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23. HeyHey: I have finally mastered the art of seducing unattainable women,
and I don't know what to do with all these fine ladies.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 03:00 AM
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24. HeyHey: I have finally mastered the art of seducing unattainable women,
and I don't know what to do with all these fine ladies.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 03:00 AM
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25. HeyHey: I have finally mastered the art of seducing unattainable women,
and I don't know what to do with all these fine ladies.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:14 PM
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29. ooops. Sorry about all that
I'm not sure what my computer was up to. I didn't mean to pick on HeyHey or anything. :shrug:
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:21 PM
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30. HeyHey
I have finally mastered the art of seducing unattainable women,and I don't know what to do with all these fine ladies.
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 03:15 AM
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28. Kleeb: Bring on the speedos! nt
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ldf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 01:54 PM
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60. darn, you took mine.
Edited on Sun Mar-06-05 01:55 PM by ldf
it was going to be john kleeb saying;

"hey gang, check me out in these new speedos! i normally wear a size medium, but i got a size small instead. shows so much more.

do i look good, or what? and CHECK OUT THE BASKET!!! WHOOHOOOO!!!"

edit to add:

"wait until you see me in my THONG!!!!!"
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:30 PM
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31. some things i will never say
i (heart) Jesus(tm)
i (heart) Great Pyraneese
no, that gun is too big
i (heart) bush,rove, cheney (ect)
No, Violence is not the answer to your bug problem
I went to church today and...
i cant shoot worth crap
my sword is limp
Chovexani is NOT a goddess (she is)
Lioness Can never have my heart (she can)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:33 PM
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32. LOL! That MATCOM line is mine, if I remember correctly!
I love these threads.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:43 PM
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33. Slinkerwink: "Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
it's a good word, use it over and over and over.

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch."
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:47 PM
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34. hahahahaha
...hahahahaha
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:17 PM
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47. wouldnt that just be hilarious to see?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:10 PM
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36. barackmyworld: Damn than John Edwards guy is fugly!
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:20 PM
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37. CO Liberal: Woody Allen is my favorite actor.
LeftPeopleFinishFirst: I hate it when name not needed makes fun of me.

MrSlayer: Dave Lombardo is a fucking talentless shitbag.

Placebo: Interpol fucking sucks.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:24 PM
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38. kick
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:15 PM
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45. hmm
COLiberal: Kids are a vital part of today's society. As a supporter of teenagers who want to become more politically active, I encourage free thinking and debate between teenagers and adults!
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:17 PM
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46. niiiiiiice
:)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:17 PM
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48. snarf
Maggie :) hahahha.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:21 PM
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50. LPFF: I LOVE hot dogs! Oh, did I mention how much I love J-Lo?
:D
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:21 PM
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51. harhar
:D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:22 PM
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52. LPFF: Damnit Kleeb, gimme some of your steak pleeeeeeeease
heres a CoLiberal for yall.
CoLiberal: Hey you teens are all right.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:26 PM
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53. MrBencheley: I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have my shotgun!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:27 PM
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54. Very Good
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:28 PM
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55. haha
youngred: I KIDNAPPED KLEEB

oh wait... that happened. my bad.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 02:04 PM
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64. hahahahha
youngred: I am a lush :)
Oh my Maggie, I hope we all can hang out in DC in a couple of weeks for the protest because hanging with you, Zack, and Beth would just be awesome.
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 06:54 PM
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39. Trumad: Bram Stoker's Dracula is a good flick.
Edited on Sat Mar-05-05 06:59 PM by Kire
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 07:00 PM
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40. Kire: Christopher Guest is a good director.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2666519
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thecorster Donating Member (336 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 07:05 PM
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42. LOL
I didn't even check out the thread to which you referred, I just know a guy whose wife worked with Christopher Guest. Aparently he screamed at her because she bought really cheap slippers for a scene in his film, but she thought she was doing him a favor. My buddy said, "If I ever see Christopher Guest on the street, I'll punch him right in his fucking eyes."

LOL
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 07:06 PM
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43. then you have to check out the thread, then
I think there's a similar one in Entertainment & Popular culture you can still post on if you'd like
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 07:01 PM
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41. RA: where's part I?
link please
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 07:08 PM
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44. What are you talking about dude? I say that ALL THE TIME!
:P
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 01:24 PM
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56. LOL yeah right n/t
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:18 PM
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49. Rev Acts: STOP FLIRTING WITH ME DAMNIT
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 05:15 PM
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69. HAHAHA!
Punk. :P
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 05:16 PM
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70. hey its true
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 05:17 PM
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72. Yeah, it is.
I'm such a flirt ho. :silly:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 05:17 PM
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73. yeah you are but thats why youre cool
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 05:18 PM
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74. woohoo I'm cool!
:7
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 01:26 PM
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57. WindRavenX: There is way too much fun going on at my college...
Edited on Sun Mar-06-05 01:40 PM by Radical Activist
the school administration seriously needs to crack down on underage drinking, drug use, and sex on campus.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 01:34 PM
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58. The Magistrate:
Screw off, you little fuck-knob.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 01:36 PM
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59. Sniffa: "I think lowercase Ls are oh-tay!"
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 01:56 PM
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61. you won't hear me say:
Man I can't keep up with all these responses!!


hehe


:hug: :party:
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 01:56 PM
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62. Arwalden: "Reggie White is dead. Show a little respect!!!"
Or maybe he would say that with the caveat: "as little as possible"
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 05:16 PM
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71. Or: "The Democratic Party should do more to appeal to religious moderates"
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 01:59 PM
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63. Bouncy Ball: I think we should welcome freeper trolls to DU!
:P
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 02:06 PM
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65. LPFF: George Harrison is the suck
Rev Acts: Kleeb, go flirt with someone else will ya and you know I dont drink.
No Name Needed: Why would I call Kleeb on his cell just to tease him.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 02:29 PM
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66. RKM: The Supremes?
I just don't get it.
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 02:30 PM
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67. Progmom: I fucking hate jazz, turn that shit off nt
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 05:12 PM
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68. Progmom: "From now on I'm only listening to music played by white people!"
hehe
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 05:23 PM
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75. Trumad: No, I'd never post a photo of me that's NC-17 nt
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