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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:08 PM
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An engineering student joke..
An engineering student was riding his new bicycle around campus. He stopped to talk to a friend who was another engineering student. His friend asks, where did you get the new bicycle? He replies, oh you’ll never believe it. Yesterday this beautiful blond came up to me riding this new bicycle. She jumped off her bicycle, took off all her clothes, and says to me, take whatever you want. So I took the bicycle. His friend replies, good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway....
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Sporadicus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:19 PM
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1. Make Fun of Engineers All You Like
But if it weren't for the engineering feats of Thomas Edison, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight!
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:20 PM
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3. ha ha
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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:19 PM
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2. Yeah, yeah
As soon as an artist cures cancer, let me know.
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