Who here can prove they don't have nukes?

wtmusic

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Sat Mar-05-05 12:20 PM
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Who here can prove they don't have nukes?

Out with it. I'm talkina YOU! I want FULL disclosure of any outlawed weapons you might have had, and I want it NOW!

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Heyo

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Sat Mar-05-05 12:21 PM
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1. Okay.. here's proof..

... I haven't used one.

If I had them, I'd certainly have used one by now. The proof is in the puddin'

:hurts:

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wtmusic

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Sat Mar-05-05 12:23 PM
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2. On any particular target

or out in the desert, like a grown-up M-80-in-the-coffee-can kind of thing?

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Heyo

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Sat Mar-05-05 03:30 PM
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11. Up a frog's butt...

:dunce:

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jdots

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Sat Mar-05-05 12:25 PM
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3. well i just ate some chili for breakfast

this could be developing a weapon of mass destruction.

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Solly Mack

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Sat Mar-05-05 12:28 PM
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4. "The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence."

-on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction - Rumsfeld

"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

I trust this settles the matter. :)

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wtmusic

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Sat Mar-05-05 02:19 PM
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8. How did we ever end up with

Edited on Sat Mar-05-05 02:20 PM by wtmusic

Yogi Berra for a Secretary of Defense?

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jeff30997

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Sat Mar-05-05 12:30 PM
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5. OK! OK ! I have nukes ! But it's only to kill those damn mosquitoes.

Edited on Sat Mar-05-05 12:31 PM by jeff30997

:nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke:

Hey! What's wrong with the smileys?

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mcscajun

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Sat Mar-05-05 01:36 PM
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6. Does Navy Bean Soup in my freezer count as a WMD?

Edited on Sat Mar-05-05 01:36 PM by mcscajun

Or do I have to ingest it first to unleash its deadly potential? :)

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wtmusic

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Sat Mar-05-05 02:18 PM
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7. In the weapons biz we call that a 'precursor'

and your freezer would be known as a 'hypothermic weapons storage facility'. You are now on the list... :D

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mcscajun

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Sat Mar-05-05 03:12 PM
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9. A "hypothermic weapons storage facility' -- check.

I'll be awaiting the inspectors.

Tell them to bring their own spoons. :P

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Richard Steele

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Sat Mar-05-05 03:16 PM
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10. I just had a bowl of spicy 'RedBeans-n-Rice'

So you might wanna add me to the list.

Are you gonna make a speech and refer to us as the 'Asses of Evil'?

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hfojvt

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Sat Mar-05-05 04:05 PM
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12. maybe I do have nukes

so maybe you should just smile and back away slowly.
I seem to have at least as many WMDs as Iraq anyway.

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slackmaster

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Sat Mar-05-05 04:13 PM
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13. I have a shuriken and a switchblade

Perfectly legal as long as I don't carry them out of the house.

:nuke:

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fit4life

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Sat Mar-05-05 04:13 PM
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14. Check my bank account and salary

I can't afford to buy a bb gun, much less a nuke.

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