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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:52 PM
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Three months for THIS lame Chick tract?
Harkening back to a more primitive time...

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1021/1021_01.asp
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:53 PM
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1. Question
Why is Mao Zedong in the front of the picture of all the diverse people who have come off the ark?

:shrug:
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:02 PM
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10. I see Osama, Britney, Ice-T, Dalai Lama
Lots of celebrities on the ark.

--IMM
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:16 PM
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15. I just spotted Osama
That's really weird.
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Obviousman Donating Member (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:55 PM
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2. These are first rate comdey aren't they?
They tell one bible story then everyone falls on their knees and repents, as if the world works like that.
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ButterflyBlood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:56 PM
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3. The best one is the Dungeons & Dragons one
so far out it's hilarious.
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:58 PM
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4. I like the Halloween ones
That encourage kids to go out and put chick tracts in their friend's goody bags instead of candy.

They're fun.

AND EDUCATIONAL.

:eyes:
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:05 PM
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12. And as usual the Radical RW is lying about Halloween.
Most of the "satanic origins" of Halloween the holiday can be traced back to... "Halloween" the movie. Damn you Jamie Lee Curtis!!

NGU.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:16 PM
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16. Didn't Mandy Moore's character in SAVED! do this?
Yeah, Chick tracts have long been a part of October 31 celebrations.

Why, we little kids didn't figure we'd finished trick or treating until someone threw one of these hilarious little booklets in our goodie bags!

Seriously, though, I did a website for someone who's a good Chick customer. She puts a Chick tract in the envelope when she pays a bill, sends one to someone, writes a letter to someone, just any time she sticks a stamp on an envelope she sticks a Chick tract in it.
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Obviousman Donating Member (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:00 PM
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8. Do you have a link off hand? I'll trade you:
http://www.crossroad.to/
These guys are opposed to d&d, harry potter, pokemon,star wars, even veggie tales (they feel that bible stories shouldn't be changed from how they are in the bible, apparently, vegetables are blasphemous),and the UN
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ButterflyBlood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:48 PM
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19. here you go:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:58 PM
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5. The beauty of Chick Tacts is...
that they so very clearly show that type of theology to be the sham it is...
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Borgnine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:59 PM
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6. He always draws the creepiest humans.
If that's the way Christians look, I think I'll be safer in Hell.
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Atlas Mugged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:59 PM
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7. "Adam & Eve - They had lots of kids"
Who fucked each other.
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:01 PM
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9. People going into hell have lots of things in common...
"@!!!##! There's nothing wrong with adultery or lying!"

I guess Dubya** and Newty and their criminal friends in the Radical RW need copies of this tract. The new Rightwing Permissiveness at work...

NGU.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:03 PM
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11. I don't get it. "Three months for . . . "
Three months? What's three months? I'm a :dunce:
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:12 PM
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13. The Chick tract before this one was issued on January 3
Hence, three months--he used to get them out every six weeks--for a tract that couldn't have taken more than two weeks to create.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:16 PM
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14. Aha. Bertha Catches Up -- Film At Eleven.
:dunce:
Thanks.
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:24 PM
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17. When I worked for a pizza delivery place, we had a regular customer who
gave these Chick tracts as a tip. They sure helped to pay the bills! :eyes:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:24 PM
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18. He's completely jumped the shark
I really liked his evil Muslim tracts, though. Jack must be on autopilot now....he's taking three months to do stuff he used to pull out of his @$$ in a week or two.
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