Karma

I would say that those who are part of the entire evil regime we've got going right now will eventually suffer from their wickedness and be subjected to the karma they are creating and so richly deserve. Who do you think needs to have karma strike them first, and what kind of "reward" do you think they will receive?

Be creative.


The one that I think of first is Ann Coulter. I think that the minute she hits 45, she finds she's got RA and will end up on steroids that blow her up like a helium balloon. :)

while exterminating insects and have early onset Dementia and be confined to a bed in diapers, unable to speak or feed himself. Every hair on his body will fall out and his fingernails and toenails will fall out and be replaced with a fungal growth.

Here goes:

Karl Rove: has a near-death experience which completely changes his life. I mean completely changes it. Then, he lives to a freakishly old age while trying to reverse the damage he's done. Unfortunately for Karl, only no one will listen to him because Republicans hate what he's saying and Democrats figure it's some sort of Machiavellian plot. He spends his long life in abject, bitter despair and self-recrimination.

Bill O'Reilly: Clogs his toilet. Uses the plunger and gets heavy splashback. Decides to take a shower. Slips on a lufa sponge in the shower, knocks open the shower door, staggers out, lands on the plunger in precisely the wrong way, and impales himself. One of the paramedics snaps a surreptitious picture and puts it on the internet with a funny caption. O'Reilly makes a full recovery but FauxNews fires him for moral turpitude, citing an "anally prurient picture" and O'Reilly loses every cent suing and losing to his former masters. He spends the rest of his life in welfare being mocked by social workers asking him who's looking out for him.

Sean Hannity: Loses his house in a house fire. The insurance company calls it arson and refuses to put up the money. Hannity sues and rails against insurance companies on Hannity and Colmes. The insurance company CEOs call their buddy Ailes and he fires Hannity. Hannity loses all of his money suing FauxNews, and becomes so embittered that his family leaves him, taking all of his remaining possessions. Hannity becomes a fixture in Washington, DC soup kitchens where he carries around a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and mutters about bootstraps.

Anne Coulter: Falls desperately in love with a liberal man, from a distance. I mean desperately. She can't even approach him, but worships him from afar. In order to impress him, she reverses her political stance. While she's busy destroying her credibility with the neocon wackos, the liberal man ignores her. Finally, she confesses her love to him. The man tells her that he's impressed with her political turnaround, but his boyfriend hates her. Anne returns to her column determined to savage him... but finds out she's been let go. Without an outlet, she has a stroke. While remaining fully aware, she can't communicate and wants to die. Unfortunately for Anne, she's been placed in a "right to life" hospital by former admirers and she lives for 30 years in this state.




I can't continue this... it's bringing out the mean in me too much.

And hilarious!!!!!