Who here can prove they aren't Gozar the Gozarian?

Rabrrrrrr

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Sat Mar-05-05 04:10 PM
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Who here can prove they aren't Gozar the Gozarian?

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hfojvt

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Sat Mar-05-05 04:12 PM
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1. according to the Constitution

I am "non Gozarian" until proven "Gozarian" so I am not going to answer that question.

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thom1102

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Sat Mar-05-05 04:13 PM
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2. Well, I AM the key master...

:spank:

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scarletlib

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Sat Mar-05-05 06:09 PM
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10. I am the gatekeeper

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Bossy Monkey

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Sat Mar-05-05 04:16 PM
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3. I certainly can't prove I'm not the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man n/t

Edited on Sat Mar-05-05 04:17 PM by undisclosedlocation

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hickman1937

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Sat Mar-05-05 04:21 PM
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4. LOL, people give me the strangest looks when I mention this

movie as one of my all time favorites.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Sat Mar-05-05 04:32 PM
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5. It is a great movie! Very clever, very intelligent, and very funny.

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Borgnine

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Sat Mar-05-05 04:39 PM
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6. It also had what might be the first great DVD.

It did the whole special features jazz before it was hip.

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Borgnine

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Sat Mar-05-05 04:40 PM
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7. Are you a god?

Then... DIE!

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hickman1937

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Sat Mar-05-05 05:04 PM
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8. "Ray, next time someone asks if you're a god, YOU SAY YES!"

I think thats how it went. I haven't seen that movie in years. Gotta get to the movie store.

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zbdent

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Sat Mar-05-05 06:05 PM
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9. They laughed at me at the License bureau

the laughter trickled to a halt as three of the clerks melted into puddles of steaming goo . . .

Oh, wait, I'm supposed to prove I'M NOT GOZAR etc?

Never mind . . .

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Rabrrrrrr

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Sat Mar-05-05 06:41 PM
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11. Ha ha! Hoisted by your own pitard, Gozar!!

Now we know!

w00t!

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zbdent

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Sat Mar-05-05 09:33 PM
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13. I hate when that happens . . .

it takes so long to return to normal size . . .

and people keep stepping on it . . .

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displacedtexan

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Sat Mar-05-05 06:48 PM
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12. Dogs & Cats. Living together. Mass hysteria.

Tee hee.

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