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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:41 PM Original message |
Stupidiest thing a man who has been caught cheating can say? |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
1. I was just fucking her... |
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HeyManThatsCool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 06:02 PM Response to Reply #1 |
48. Yes!!!!!!!!! Eddie Murphy |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
2. "I'm sorry" |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
3. I agree. |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:36 PM Response to Reply #3 |
40. Exactly! |
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cestpaspossible (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
4. "It's not what it looks like" |
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hickman1937 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
5. "I'ts your fault that I cheat" |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:45 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. and the other variation |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 10:57 PM Response to Reply #5 |
66. chop off his dick for that narcissistic crap. |
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Lucky Luciano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
6. She reminded me of you so much |
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TyeDye75 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
8. Its just sex |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
9. I didn't mean to. |
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pabloseb (510 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
10. Only men cheat??? |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:51 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. of course not |
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pabloseb (510 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:53 PM Response to Reply #11 |
20. Yes :) n/t |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:52 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. No, not saying that, just limiting topic of topic |
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Anarcho-Socialist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
12. "Well you could be less cold in the bedroom" |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
13. Question- What's The SMARTEST Thing A Person Who's Cheated |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:52 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. I'm sorry and let's go to counseling. nt |
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pabloseb (510 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:55 PM Response to Reply #13 |
22. Just tell the true reason |
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fit4life (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:56 PM Response to Reply #13 |
26. Smartest? |
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Lucky Luciano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:05 PM Response to Reply #26 |
33. That would not be very smart! |
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fit4life (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 06:01 PM Response to Reply #33 |
47. Ok, "realistic" instead of smart... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 06:25 PM Response to Reply #47 |
53. There were some times where I wasn't getting what I needed from |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 06:30 PM Response to Reply #53 |
56. Martin |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 06:33 PM Response to Reply #56 |
57. Nah, I'm just creative |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:41 PM Response to Reply #13 |
41. Sex? Woman? What woman? WHO ARE YOU? |
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all.of.me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 06:00 PM Response to Reply #13 |
46. don't do it in the first place!! n/t |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
14. "That was my twin brother" nt |
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Anarcho-Socialist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:52 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. LOL |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:55 PM Response to Reply #14 |
23. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! |
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stopbush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
18. "I know those wmd are around here somewhere..." |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:55 PM Response to Reply #18 |
25. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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madison2000 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
19. you weren't supposed to find out |
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Robeson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
21. What woman? You're just imagining things! |
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fit4life (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
24. I was thinking of you while I had sex with her! |
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WI_DEM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
27. "What most women don't understand is a man philandering |
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name not needed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
28. Hey, this isn't where I parked my car! |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
29. She lost her keys. I was helping her look for them |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:49 PM Response to Reply #29 |
43. Like a scene from La Boheme...Che gelida manina. |
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Me. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
30. She Came On To Me |
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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
31. This YOUR sister? |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
32. She was teaching me the fine art of amateur gynecology |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
34. " Isn't it bad enough that she gave me the CLAP ? " nt |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
35. "I was only attracted to her mind" |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
36. *loud AHEM* "a little privacy here please?" |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 07:11 PM Response to Reply #36 |
61. Actually that's brilliant |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
37. "What The Hell Are YOU Doing Here?" |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
38. "Sorry, I just kind of fell in." |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
39. How About A Three-Way? |
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pabloseb (510 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
42. I just wanted to scientifically confirm |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:57 PM Response to Original message |
44. I used a rubber, so it's not really sex. |
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all.of.me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
45. she wasn't as good as you, though! |
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Liberal_Andy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 06:15 PM Response to Original message |
49. "If I don't do it, sombody else will!" |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
50. "It wasn't me." a la Eddie Murphy, "Delirious" |
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realisticphish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 06:21 PM Response to Original message |
51. No, that was you having an out-of-body experience! nt |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
52. I needed something other than a warm bucket of water |
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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
54. Well, see, I think Saddam Hussein put those WMDs |
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fishnfla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
55. nobody misses a slice off a cut loaf of bread |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
58. Nothing against you |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 06:58 PM Response to Original message |
59. "I love you!" |
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no_hypocrisy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 07:11 PM Response to Original message |
60. "Are you going to believe me or your lyin' eyes?" |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 07:12 PM Response to Original message |
62. Yes, honey that was me but...... |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 10:50 PM Response to Reply #62 |
63. all two inches of it? |
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Hans Delbrook (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
64. You don't know how hard it is on me, loving two people at the same time |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 10:56 PM Response to Reply #64 |
65. Or |
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Hans Delbrook (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:02 PM Response to Reply #65 |
68. These two should get together and fuck each other. nt |
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MrOctober (69 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 10:57 PM Response to Original message |
67. Excuses are garbage |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:03 PM Response to Original message |
69. "Oops...I made a boo-boo." |
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Stop_the_War (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:04 PM Response to Original message |
70. Honey do you wanna join in and make it a threesome? |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:31 PM Response to Original message |
71. Why yes dear, I did have sex with her...are you really upset by that? |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:33 PM Response to Original message |
72. "Who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?" (n/t) |
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stpalm (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:38 PM Response to Original message |
73. "I think I can handle both of you- hop in and join the party!" (nt) |
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stpalm (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:40 PM Response to Original message |
74. "I was just helping move her bed towards the wall!" (nt) |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:41 PM Response to Original message |
75. I couldn't help it...my mistress was out of town... |
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kodi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:43 PM Response to Original message |
76. hey baby, what's wrong with you? your sister don't mean nothing to me! |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:44 PM Response to Original message |
77. "Don't blame me, I'm drunk..." |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:45 PM Response to Original message |
78. MIDORI MADE ME DO IT!!! |
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tinfoilinfor2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
79. You didn't really see what you thought you saw... |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:50 PM Response to Original message |
80. Oh, so THAT'S what monogamy means. |
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dpbrown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-05-05 11:51 PM Response to Original message |
81. "She just showed up at the door." |
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