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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:10 PM
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OK-What's the stupidiest thing a woman who has been caught cheating
can say?

1. I never did love you.
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kcwayne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:13 PM
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1. We want to go to Cozumel, could you loan me 3 grand?
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:14 PM
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2. I fucked your brother and your best friend, too.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:15 PM
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3. It was an accident
I think thats pretty stupid.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:16 PM
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4. Kleeb!!!!!!
welcome back!!!! :hi:

The lounge wasn't the same without you!!!!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:17 PM
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6. Hey thanks
Its been a long and grueling last two weeks.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:23 PM
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11. oh how are you John?
glad to see you back!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:33 PM
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22. good, good
Though a little achy.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:32 PM
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21. OT - we auctioned off your appendix
I got you a bottle of Tullamore Dew and a one-year subscription to Juggs. Only catch is you have to mount it in a snow globe full of formaldehyde. (the thread was locked, I guess it was too disgusting)

Seriously -- glad you're OK :thumbsup:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:34 PM
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24. funny because I saw it in the waste bin after surgery
kidding, I didnt.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:17 PM
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5. I fell
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:19 PM
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7. In what context?
Does she want to inflict more hurt, or try to ease the pain and say something incredibly stupid while doing so?
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:20 PM
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8. LOL! I Think Context Would Be YOUR Call.
:D
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:23 PM
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10. Okay, here's both
Option 1: I needed a big fat cock that could stay hard longer than it took you to smoke a cigarette.

Option 2: Honestly babe, I was thinking about you when I swallowed
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:23 PM
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13. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I really must save Number One.............
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:25 PM
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15. That's Pretty Harsh Though.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:25 PM
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16. oh, and add ~much like Fortune cookies "in bed"~ ...
"while you were waiting in the car" to both :D
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:22 PM
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9. Don't tell your dad!
Edited on Sat Mar-05-05 05:23 PM by LostInAnomie
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:24 PM
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14. I never meant for it to happen
or something to that effect.

or, didn't you know I was polygamous? ;)
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:23 PM
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12. "See I somehow lost my wedding ring down there..."
"And this nice gentleman was helping me get it out."
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:27 PM
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17. Damn, where did I leave my videotape of our 3 some ?" nt
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:28 PM
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18. I needed to feel what an orgasm felt like
:D
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:28 PM
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19. He wasn't my boyfriend, I was just holding him for somebody
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:29 PM
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20. She's just a close friend from high school. We used to do slumber parties.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:33 PM
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23. This REALLY happened to a friend of mine
He found out that his wife was porking her boss, and she (truth!) actually had the gall to tell him:

"Well, it's not like I love him or anything; it's just because he is giving me money to do it."

My friend was pretty surprised to hear this, but the others of us who know his wife were not (he was a bit naive because of inexperience).

Redstone
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:40 PM
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I'd demand 65% for a month, and then dump her ass cold
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jjmalonejr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:40 PM
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25. You drove me to it.
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