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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:44 PM
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shao lin shadowboxing and the wu tang sword style
if what you say is true, the shao lin and the wu tang could be dangerous

do you think your wu tang sword can defeat me?
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:49 PM
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1. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
This is not Taiwan. This is Hong Kong! How can you go around hitting people on the head all the time?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:51 PM
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2. hah hah. hah hah hah
we defeated your teacher, and now i will defeat you!
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:53 PM
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3. I got knife-scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.


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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:55 PM
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4. so,
do you accept the challenge?

heh. heh heh heh heh.

i will bring shame upon your dojo.

en garde
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:01 PM
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5. Damn you, stink man!
You're petulant, but not concentrated enough.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:05 PM
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6. alright then
you must choose, in the one is life, in the other death.

my son, you know not my words i speak, but you must choose.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:14 PM
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7. Your tongue is so ugly. Let's imagine it to be forked.
You're a bad guy. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?


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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:16 PM
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8. i chose the path
when the gai-jin came to the temple of my teacher and defeated us.

before that darkness, we knew the kindness and happy fortune of the peaceful people.

but now i must avenge my master . . .

why did you kill my teacher?
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:20 PM
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9. You daring lousy guy.
Ok! Demon, show your guts!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:21 PM
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10. klank, ching, wah, bash bash bash
do you feel the taste of my wrath?

i will unleash my master's technique.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:26 PM
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11. I'll cut your heart out, don't you believe it?
I shall beat you out of recognizable shape!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:27 PM
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12. you will know my power
your methods are good and your kung fu is masterful, but mine is better . . .

WAHHHHH!
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:29 PM
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13. sounds like a private battle
or dare a tai chi sword get in the mix? :)
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:31 PM
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15. do you dare taste this sword of my master?
i will engage you in riotous battle . . . prepare for the drunken monkey technique . . .
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:34 PM
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17. Yah-hah, evil spider woman!
I have been scared shitless too much lately.


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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:30 PM
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14. Don't tell any that I have high anxiety or I'll beat you up!
Do you want more? No. Yours is not so good.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:32 PM
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16. your kung fu is good
(i wipe the blood from my lips)

but the spirit of my ancestors do not permit defeat.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:36 PM
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18. ok, private quotation battle
but you should watch Drunken Master while you're at it. Carry on.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:42 PM
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20. Miss, shall we make it a truce.
We three should be a team and don't bite at each other. Suddenly my berserker rage is all healed off.

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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:46 PM
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21. berserker boys!
what ho.

Ah, my teacher could kick both your a---es. ( kidding) ;) He spent this morning's tai-chi ( I'm one of those) class ranting about how none of his students could really measure up to his 18 hour per day sword practice.

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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:46 PM
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22. the path of wisdom counsel
allows me to admit defeat.

we must join forces.

i become your student.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:56 PM
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23. So,uncross swords.
Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of those lousy jerks.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:57 PM
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24. i join you as the brother
let us emerge in dangerous exploit and engage our enemies with skill
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 02:36 PM
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25. steal what you can
;)
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:37 PM
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19. Don't shout. Balls are not broken yet
Well, I've gotten furious now!
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