Some asshat tried to make "you must be a blueneck if..." jokes...

and they are SOOOOO lame.

http://www.christianonestop.com/1_grabbagmustbeblueneck.htm

Duh.

that's the lamest thing I've seen in a while.

How old do you think that person is?

is further evidence of lameness...

cause none of those apply to me.

most of these end up making fun of redneack stereotypes


You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.
---no shit

Instead of referring to two or more people as 'y'all' you call them 'you guys,' even if both of them are women.
---no, not really

You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-n-knife show.
---no, and that would be a GOOD thing, wouldnt it?

You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.
---hell yes i have WD-40

The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.
---that one doesnt even make SENSE :shrug:

You call binoculars 'opera glasses.'
---never been to an opera :shrug:

You don't know anyone with at least two first names (I.e. Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Billie Ruth, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice.)
---no, because that's stupid

You don't do your laundry without quarters.
---thats right...what, is owning a washer and dryer southern only :shrug:

You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!
---uh...no

The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an onramp to the highway.
---hahahahahaha i wont even SAY anything about this coming from the same people who talk about killing liberals

If it moves but it shouldn't, use duct tape.

If it doesn't move, but it should, use WD-40.

:D

you dissected those well. Thanks for a laugh!

of course the redneck jokes don't do anything for me either.

The humor is unintentional.

Yes, I would rather my daughter be a lawyer, no I don't need quarters to do my laundry, I don't call women you guys,I have never been to a gun and knife show,I have WD-40 in my house and my car, ketchup-pass the hot peppers, I do know people w/ 2 first names, and the rest is extremely stupid.
I guess that I forgot to laugh.

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