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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:22 PM
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Who's drunker than me???
It's 6:23 on Sunday evening, and I'm fugginshitblitzed. Who's drunker tha me?
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:24 PM
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1. Probably me...
I've been drinking since 2:30 est...

Ask me anything, eh?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:25 PM
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3. what is the weight of an unladen
swallow of a fuggin 12-pack of beer? Subtract hat from 237 and what do you have? It's the secret of the iniversise!
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:24 PM
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2. I will be soon
Brand spankin' new bottle of Orange Stoli! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Gods, I am such a vodka whore.
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:25 PM
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5. You are the Vodka Queen after all!
Just beer for me...
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:26 PM
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7. I can't do beer
It makes me feel bloaty and fat...plus it's too expensive to get drunk on. Vokda...mmm...sweeet necter...
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:29 PM
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11. Vodka is cheep yes, but...
with beer you get the slow gentle buzz...

If you're patient like me...
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:30 PM
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12. psshhh
My dear, when I want a slow gentle buzz, I'll smoke.
If I want to black out after strip-teasing a bunch of random people in Boston at 2 AM, IT'S VODKA TIME!!! :toast: :toast:
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:33 PM
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15. But it's only 6:30 in Bean town...
You know what they say about Vodka...

One's enough

Two's the most

Three under the table

Four under the....

Ah can't finish that...fun's over!
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:34 PM
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17. The night is still young
Plenty of time to pass out, wake up, and drink some more! :evilgrin:
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:39 PM
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19. HeHeHe
I got to get up for work at 5 AM...

Just dare me to post some more...
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:44 PM
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21. hells yes!
I wants some more drunken longgrain posts!!! :bounce:
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:50 PM
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24. You must have missed my "i'm posting high"
Thread...but then again i don't remember it so...:shrug:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:31 PM
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13. and if yer not patient...
WHAMMO! Right upside yer head with a big fuggin' lagerstick! How am I 'sposedta stay awake after dinner tonight>? Anmd what's for dinner, anyway? Something that doesn't involve knives, or heat...
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:32 PM
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14. But it's so filling!! Blah!! Shots are the best way to get the job done.
Preferably laced with some Red Bull...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:48 PM
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22. That would make my heart explode
:scared:
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:50 PM
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25. That's why us heartless folk are drawn to it, I guess.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:27 PM
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8. laaaaaaaaaaaaaager!
lahgah beeyah!
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:26 PM
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6. vodka is for...
RUSSIANS!

:P
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:27 PM
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9. of the French/Polish
Some of the best vodka I've had is from Poland, and Grey Goose is French.
Stoli is just fuckin' awesome though.
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:25 PM
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4. This guy??
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:28 PM
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10. How'd you get a picture
from the Silver Stallion diner-kinda-place outside of Chi-KAAAHHHHHH-go?
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fluffernutter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:33 PM
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16. can i just say i love the word fugginshitblitzed.
:) you should publish your own dictionary, babe.
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:37 PM
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18. See... he can't because that would commit him to specific uses of the
words. This way he can use them to fill sentences where they SOUND like they might make sense despite the fact that they don't fit the 'meaning' at all. It's all a big mind game.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 07:01 PM
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28. Miss Fluffy CromulentCrack!!!
How've you been? I've been mostly less drunk than this, but overall pretty damned good...
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fluffernutter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 07:05 PM
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29. i'm just peachy! i missed you
you were away for a while before i went mia ... it's great to see you, drunk or not :loveya:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:41 PM
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20. I'm high on life
does that count?

RL
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:49 PM
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23. damn!
How much does a half-ounce of "life" go for in yer neighborhood???

;-)
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:51 PM
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26. It's free and all-natural, dude
and it comes in real USA measurements, none of that Metric Crap.

RL
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 06:56 PM
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27. I have codeine.
It's been fun.
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