Hilarious Town Names (and they're REAL too)

Weener, Germany
Fucking, Austria
Long Dong, China
Titless, Switzerland
Penistone, England
Fort Dick, California
Glasscock, Texas
Butztown, Pennsylvania
Thong, England
Mount Titlis ,Switzerland
Sexmoan, Philippines
Elephant Butte ,New Mexico
Cocksgag, Ohio
Pis Pis River, Nicaragua
Blowhard, Australia
Pecker's Point, Newfoundland, Canada
Mount Mee, Australia
Titty Ho, England
Dyckesville, Wisconsin
Bloody Dick, Montana
Shitlingthorpe, Yorkshire, UK
Dildo, Canada
Lickey End , West Midlands, UK
Tittybong, Australia
Maggie's Nipples, Wyoming
Fingeringhoe, Essex, UK
Titz, Germany
Zip Down, Pennsylvania
Mount Holly, New Jersey
Hookersville, West Virginia
Climax Springs, Missouri
Intercourse, Pennsylvania


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go to fucking Austria or is that Fucking Austria?

n/t

And Big Bone Lick State Park in KY.

God those poor people lol. Yes I live in Maggie's Nipples, :shrug: you wonder what their high school team nickname is, the fightin boobs?

That is definitely the weirdest.

Tell me you couldnt root for a team named the fighting boobies and the mascot is a pretty girl.

Come-By-Chance.

I don't know how that works.

What's up with those Newfoundlanders?

...and Sleepy Eye, MN :P

PA sure does have its share of "interesting" town names. :D

and Bong Recreational Area near Kenosha...

RL

Wisconsin there is a town called Oconomowoc (I can no more walk)
:hi:

just to get things going.

and let me tell you, it's no Maggie's Nipples.

MORALS.

:D

Closer to home, not an actual town, but the Big Island has a Pe'epe'e Falls Road. The 'okina (') is supposed to represent a "glottal stop" (like in "uh-oh") -- but the older county road signs didn't have them...

:P

Really. It's in the panhandle.

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I'm from Wyoming, and I don't think there is any such town. I googled it, and all I found was references to lists like this. I had heard of Maggie Creek, and learned that there was a Maggie Spring, but I'm not sold on Maggie's Nipples. :)

I've heard of some of the other towns, too, and once found a picture on the internet of the sign for Fucking Australia. :D

or a feature of one mountain (NOT being facetious)?

I think you're right, though, it's definitely not a town.

Redstone

I hadn't thought of it, and don't know for sure, but it seems plausible.

Chevy Chase, Md

not dirty, just stupid.

According to The Princess.

Also there's Piscataway, Sucasunna, and Ho-Ho-Kus in New Jersey.

...even USGS' map finder.

Anyone find that anyplace on the web (other than in lists of great place names)? :shrug:






...I'm such a stickler for these kinds of things. :)

There are some great names in W.V., Such as Hurricane, Jane Lew, Lost Creek, Ripley, Idamay, Keyser... the list is endless.

I have a friend that speculates that the Licking Co. mascot is the beaver, but he has no proof. :eyes:

:D