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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 01:37 AM
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Complete the sentence. "Osama bin Laden is _______."
Osama bin Laden is working at a 7-11 in Des Moines.


Buenos dias!
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 01:37 AM
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1. ...happier than a pig in shit that Bush got a second term.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 01:38 AM
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2. OBL is
not on GWB's mind unless it makes a good diversion!
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 01:41 AM
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3. He's dead
That is all.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 08:40 AM
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31. dead. Very dead. Dead since December 23, 2001.
Yep.

That is all!
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 01:42 AM
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4. ...in my pants.
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all.of.me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 09:01 AM
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45. lol
one of my favorite threads was the one to put 'in my pants' into a movie title! i was choking i was laughing so hard. i don't think it'll ever die!
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 01:53 AM
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5. our most sucessful operative.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 01:58 AM
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6. a useless, evil, dangerous piece of shit who should be neutralized
Edited on Thu Mar-10-05 01:59 AM by Rabrrrrrr
and neutralized on sight.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 01:58 AM
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7. Shrubbie McFuckWad's greatest asset
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IcyPeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 01:59 AM
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8. on the bush payroll.
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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 02:10 AM
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9. a douchebag. n/t
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 02:11 AM
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10. really Jeff Gannon
in drag.
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 07:15 AM
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11. is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being....
I've ever known in my life.

He's a veritable Raymond Shaw. :-)
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 07:17 AM
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12. making my bacon, egg and cheese biscuit meal.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 07:19 AM
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13. A crafty dude
who's not afraid of "our big bad wolf"
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 07:32 AM
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14. On the BFEE payroll.
He won Employee Of The Month last October.
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 07:34 AM
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15. in cahoots with the BFEE.
More evidence of THAT than there is with Vietraq being a better place after Saddam.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:15 PM
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16. ...outsmarting the neocons...
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:17 PM
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17. ...going to be Dumbyass' roommate in hell
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:17 PM
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18. scraping his camel's fur off with a spatula.
That's what I heard anyway.
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:19 PM
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19. ...living comfortably in Saudi Arabia where he's considered a hero.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:20 PM
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20. 6'8, in sandals, and dragging a dialysis machine.
But can't be found...
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:17 PM
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22. Yeah, he's so inconspicuous!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:29 PM
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25. Don't forget riding on a donkey. That was the best thing Chris Matthews
ever said. :hi:
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madison2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 08:21 PM
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21. my worst ex-boyfriend
very vindictive, I had to change continents
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:23 PM
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23. lobbying a Dearborn, MI mall to hire him as Santa Clause next holidays.
nt
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catbert836 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:28 PM
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24. currently partying at the White House.
n/t
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 08:30 AM
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26. ...sleeping in the Lincoln bedroom with twenty of his wives.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 08:32 AM
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28. "Alive and well, living in the WH"
was what I was going to say!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 08:34 AM
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29. LOL! I beat you?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 08:41 AM
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32. apparently you did
I was away from my screen for a few moments, anyway!

:yourock:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 08:49 AM
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35. Well, welcome back! :-)
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DelawareValleyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 08:32 AM
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27. the furtherst thing from a Freeper's mind right now
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 08:34 AM
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30. Yeah, no shiit! :-(
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tcfrogs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 08:41 AM
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33. There are no 7/11's in Des Moines
Try Omaha :)
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 03:55 PM
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39. We'll look for him there!
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 08:47 AM
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34. ... a fat actress
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 04:20 PM
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41. Danger, thread hijacking potential red...
:evilgrin:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 08:51 AM
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36. freer than Murkans
now that the Bill of Rights has been shredded

and new laws legalize our corporate enslavement
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 08:55 AM
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37. Kvetching about the mods in AtA. nt
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 08:56 AM
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38. Struck the deal of the Century with corporate America and bushitler and
his buddies!
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 03:57 PM
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40. ......getting away with murder.
And Bin Laden family friend George W. Bush is letting him! :grr:
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Allenberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 04:22 PM
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42. in need of a damn shave.
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musette_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 04:55 PM
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43. Hooked up to the 24K diamond encrusted
dialysis machine in Prince Bandar's guest house.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 08:38 AM
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44. ...the last thing * is concerned with.
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 09:40 AM
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46. Up by 20 in the 3rd Quarter!
He's changed our country forever. If they slaughter-him-in-public tomorrow..he's WON.:argh:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 10:14 AM
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47.  . . . the lion of islam
and currently resides in crawford texas where he spends most days barbecuing and playing golf.
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u2spirit Donating Member (727 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 10:15 AM
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48. Bush's Daddy
nt
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 10:16 AM
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49. laughing his ass off. "We will hunt you down -- but only after we have
fully milked the tragedy you helped to bring."

UBL is LHAO at all of us, but especially at the 59 million assclowns who voted for Dickless.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 05:06 PM
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51. Yes'm, we have begun to unite all Islam for him, and against us.
Something I'm sure he had planned!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 10:20 AM
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50. a great dancer when he wears a cute little blue tu-tu... or was it a mu-mu
:evilgrin:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 07:30 AM
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52. A, uh, tutu?
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 07:33 AM
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53. Is living on a ranch in Texas
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fujiyama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 07:43 AM
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54. A piece of shit....
nt
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markbowen Donating Member (10 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 08:00 AM
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55. Emmanuel Goldstein
Bin Laden might even be dead at this point, but his image can and will be used by the government for decades to come to keep this country's citizens living in fear, and to whip them up into a hateful, patriotic frenzy, justifiying massive defense spending and future wars. Bin Laden is the ONLY reason Bush got re-elected (that is if you accept the theory that Bush actually won the election).
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 08:03 AM
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56. islam's answer to...
howard hughes
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 08:11 AM
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57. Selling his ass at www.militaryescortsmfm.com
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 10:51 AM
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58. Up by 15 with 4:13 left in the "Vanishing Liberties" Championship
CNN ought to HIRE him to get out of the mud they're stuck in!:freak:
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