I, the Lounge Czar, am hereby outlawing abortion posts in the lounge.

Well, if I were the Lounge Czar, I would. What topics would be off-limits in the lounge, if you could devise the rules?

I hereby outlaw all posts related to bourgeois rock band Oasis.

I might reserve them for their own separate sub-Lounge folder labeled something like, oh, I dunno, I/P?

NO Oasis-related posts

NO poll count whoring/inflating

NO excess "post a picture" threads

NO threads about whether rap is real music

THE LIST GOES ON!!! :)

(ducks) }(

:)

NOOOOO! Must have Cat pics!!!!!!!

Nooooooooooo cat pics. Ever.

My favorite cat quotes all come from my hero, John Bickerson (played by the late, great Don Ameche).

from "The Bickersons":

Blanche: Stop waving that oil can around; it's pouring all over the seat. Wipe it up, John.
John: Okay, hand me the cat.
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John: A fine place to sleep, on a cot in the kitchen!
Blanche: Well, what's wrong with it?
John: There isn't enough room in here to swing a cat!
Blanche: You leave the cat alone!
John: I never touched the cat!
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Blanche: At night, you won't talk because you're too sleepy. In the morning, you swallow your coffee, kick the cat and go to work!
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Blanche: Come on out from under that car - I want to talk to you.
John: What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy?
Blanche: Where's Nature Boy?
John: Who's Nature Boy?
Blanche: The cat! I haven't seen him all morning; I think he ran off.
John: He didn't run off; he's under the car with me.
Blanche: Where?
John: Right here.
Blanche: John, that black alley cat isn't ours; Nature Boy has a golden coat.
John: That's him - I've been petting him.
Blanche: You mean you've been wiping your hands on him.
John: Okay, so I've been wiping my hands on him; I couldn't find a rag.
Blanche: You oughta be ashamed of yourself! Look at that poor thing! It looks like he fell into a tar pit.
John: Well, he had no business to come sniffin' around while I was drainin' the oil. Put him in the washing machine.
Blanche: If you weren't a sane man, I'd really believe you want to do away with him!
John: How can you say a thing like that?
Blanche: You don't fool me, John Bickerson. I know what happened to the other cat we had.
John: What other cat?
Blanche: The big grey one, Joy Boy.
John: Joy Boy?
Blanche: You know, the one you said committed suicide after you caught him in the liquor closet.
John: He *did* commit suicide, Blanche. Cats have been known to commit suicide.
Blanche: They don't *hang* themselves!
John: He didn't hang himself. He got his neck tangled in a ball of string, and I was trying to unloosen it when you walked in. Don't start makin' me into a cat killer!
Blanche: You stop using Nature Boy for a grease rag.
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I wouldn't put any topics out of bounds.

Although it would be nice to limit some topics.. i.e. Michael Jackson. :shrug:

... unless they are the first letter of the first word in a sentence, or unless they are the first letter of a proper name, or unless they are part of an acronym.

:evilgrin:

Tis the season for Fat Actress threads!

:grr:

I'm sick of hearing it. "He's a mole-ester! No, he's just misunderstood!" :puke:

SAHNK-SHU-WAHRRY...I CLAIM SAHNK-SHU-WHARRY!!!

But can you do the body movements, too? If so, we HAVE to get together for some drinks and laughs sometimes! :D

Sorry, but his story is just not interestsing....