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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:26 PM
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Post here and I will insult you - I'm in that kinda mood!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:26 PM
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1. Oh yeah?
Well, you still had sushi tonight. Insult away!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:27 PM
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2. The little guy in your golf cart is ugly.
And the sushi was really good :)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:38 PM
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24. That's an insult to the little golf cart guy, not me.
I bet it was good. I'm jealous.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:27 PM
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3. Doesn't matter what you say, I still love you
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:28 PM
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6. I love you, too - but you posted here so:
You are short and your mother smells of elderberry.
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:28 PM
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4. NO!
Why don't you go and post in my threads insteed.

:P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:29 PM
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9. You are???? and you're here for????
:P
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:34 PM
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18. I'm sorry...I'm just in kind of a serious mood...
photographing old abandoned amusement parks all day...

I guess this ain't the moment to be introspecive...
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:28 PM
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5. Just do it-NOW!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:31 PM
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12. 1974 sucked - no good music came out of 1974
<runs away>
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:32 PM
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14. Why are you running? I agree with that.
It was a rotten year-Leonardo di Caprio was born that year too.
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:35 AM
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61. HEY!
1974 was a great year!!! I bet there are many DU'ers (including myself) that were born in 1974. GENX baby!!!:bounce:
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MrSandman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:35 PM
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19. I beg to differ...
Well now they call me the breeze
I keep blowin' down the road
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:39 PM
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26. Case closed!
:P
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MrSandman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:45 PM
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30. So don't ask me no questions...
:evilgrin:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:28 PM
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7. Insult me and I will continue to make fun of you...
adnauseum. :hi:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:30 PM
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11. Continue? when did you start? BTW - I can't insult you!
Skinner told me I wasn't allowed.
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MrSandman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:29 PM
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8. Aww, cheer up and have a beer...
:toast:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:29 PM
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10. Blech! I hate beer, but is that you in your avatar?
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MrSandman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:32 PM
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13. Nah, I'm ugly...
If you don't like beer, then have a double shot of spring water.

You will feel so much better for it tomorrow.
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:33 PM
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15. Who pooped in your oatmeal, sista ?
:-)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:35 PM
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20. no one, but one of my shorties pissed in my cheerios
:silly:
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:33 PM
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16. Could you just spank me instead?
:spank: Thank you, may I have another?
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:37 PM
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23. Hey Baby, I got your spankin'
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:34 PM
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17. i love you jimmyjazz!!!!
:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:


insult THAT! :D
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:36 PM
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22. I love you, too. What was your name again?
:P
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:43 PM
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28. realisticphish
can you not see the name? that might be a computer problem










:P
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:35 PM
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21. I'd like to see you try madame (be gentle)
:P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:38 PM
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25. Not you! I can't insult you!
You're my cutie patootie!

I stink at this job. What other thread should I start?
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:42 PM
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27. post in my thread
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:43 PM
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29. go for it, cupcake. .
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:46 PM
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32. your screen name is long and cofusing.
'nuff said.
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 10:23 PM
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38. ouch.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:46 PM
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31. Go on, do it, I dare ya
:P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:47 PM
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34. you are a bandwidth sucker of the first order. but you already
knew that :silly:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:48 PM
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36. LOL. But it's gotten so much better...
:silly:
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fluffernutter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:47 PM
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33. bring it, babe!
:P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 09:48 PM
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35. not a chance. You are the fluffernutter. There are no insults for you.
Oh wait, here comes one now: You, you, you pookie bear, you. :P
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fluffernutter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 10:18 PM
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37. aw, i luv you, sweetcakes!
i hope you are having a happy night.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 10:24 PM
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39. Get off the road, jerkass! *honks horn*
A little road rage for ya.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:22 AM
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52. I've heard you are better at sex than anyone.
Now all you need is a partner.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 10:25 PM
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40. Go ahead. Offend me!
Betcha can't do it.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 10:40 AM
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41. Oh God - your post was so boring, I fell asleep and just now woke up.
:boring:
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 10:42 AM
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42. Why do you wanna insult me?
I'm just an innocent bystander!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:21 AM
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51. You posted here - therefore you are fair game.
It's lucky for you that I apparently stink at insulting people. But, here goes:

You have all the beers in your six pack, but you are missing the little plastic thingy that holds them all together. :silly:
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:25 AM
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53. I lied.
I ain't so innocent.

}(
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 10:44 AM
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43. Better be creative-I'm not the sensitive type!
I dare ya! :P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:20 AM
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50. You, you "woman" YOU -
Hey, I heard someone shout that as an insult at a hockey game once. I thought I would try it out on you and see what you thought.

:hi:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 10:46 AM
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44. Okay.
:shrug:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 10:59 AM
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46. Hey - I'm only posting one or two lines here, dude. To insult
you properly, I would need to hire an agent, an editor and a publisher - Mmmmm. Who could I get to write the forward?
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 10:57 AM
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45. Oh, do your worst! I'm invincible!
......be gentle......... :-)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:19 AM
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49. Too bad stupidity isn't painful.
:o

I feel really mean doing this to people I like! What was I thinking? C'mere and give me a hug. :hug:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:28 AM
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57. OW! That hurts!
No, just kidding!

Back atcha! :hug: B-)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:02 AM
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47. Kiss my ass.
:P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:18 AM
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48. Move your head.
:P
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:26 AM
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54. Try it.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:32 AM
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58. Jeez - not you! You won't go posting in ATA about me being a mod
basher willya? I'm kinda scared of Skinner at the moment. Oh alright:

Anyone who told you to just be yourself could not have given you worse advice.

....running away now ----------------------------> look, I'm already gone....................................
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:34 AM
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60. Actually, that was funny!
However, what you are doing is calling out a mod. I will have to report this...
:)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:38 AM
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64. You set me up - but since you're going to report me - report me for this:
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:26 AM
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55. I'm Postin'!
"I dares ya to step across this line!" "I'm a steppin'!"
The Professor
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:35 AM
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62. oooh - I'm so scared! Please don't hurt me!
<--------- you only wish this was me!
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:38 AM
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63. Actually, I Was Channeling Bugs and Yosemite Sam
They are, after all, my heroes.
The Professor
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:27 AM
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56. I shall now remove my gloves
for i shall soil them in this fight
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:43 AM
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66. you are an errant guts-griping foot-licker - Shakespeare
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:33 AM
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59. Go ahead - whatever you do,
just don't ignore me.
:7
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:40 AM
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65. Ignored.
:P
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:45 AM
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67. You look really pretty today, JJ.
Your shoes are adorable. Is that Winnie the Pooh on them?
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:53 AM
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68. Did you just insult me? Get your own damned thread if you wanna
insult people. This one is mine. :P

Oh and I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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