Gizoogle dis, shiznit

Gizoogle.com, the wizard of izzle
Site parody puts ya search resultizzle into gangsta-speak. Kizzy!

By Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
The Washington Post
Updated: 2:38 a.m. ET March 10, 2005

WASHINGTON - There are words and phrases that manipulate their way into the collective language of coolness -- making them so uncool.

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Reader be warned: This isn't a family-friendly Web site. Gizoogle is the illegitimate, thugged-out cousin of Google that translates its search results into Snoop Dogg slang, or izzle-speak, a sort of nuevo pig Latin. Enter "Vice President Dick Cheney" in the search field and it turns up "Vizzy President Dizzle Cheney." Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is "Condoleezza Rizzle." It then supplies the same information on the subjects as Google does -- except it's izzle-filled and obscenity laden.

We can thank MTV for this. MTV is the hub for izzle-isms and Snoop Dogg's sketch comedy show, "Doggy Fizzle Televizzle." Thus, giz-illions of izzles reach places like York, Pa., and people like John Beatty, who created Gizoogle. "I started the site a few weeks ago," says Beatty, a 28-year-old Web designer. "I was talking to my buddy on AOL Instant Messenger and he always talks in that izzle-speak, and I do it to my wife all the time and she hates it. I was thinking that it might be cool if there was a site that searched and all of the answers came up in that format."

It started as a joke and a homage to Snoop Dogg for bringing izzle-speak back to the hip lexicon. But now the Web site is clocking 60,000 hits a day, according to Beatty. In February, the site landed at No. 4 on Entertainment Weekly's "Must List." Only U2's "All Because of You" video, Patricia Arquette in "Medium" and the movie "Aliens of the Deep" were rated cooler.

URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7143332/

I entered a few terms, here are the results:

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION -

US Treasury - Office Of Foreign Assets Control
... terrorists, internizzle narcotics gangsta n those engaged in activities related ta tha proliferizzles of weapons of mass destruction. ...
www.treas.gov/offices/enforcement/ofac/ - 27k
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CNS - Weapons Of Mass Destruction In Tha Middle East
Overview of tha known n potential arsenals of various Middle East nations.
cns.miis.edu/research/wmdme/ - 10k
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CWMD
... Weapons of mass destruction could enable . Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. adversaries ta inflict massive harm ... Weapons of Mass Destruction . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. ?izzy gravest poser our Nation faces lies ...
www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2002/12/WMDStrategy.pdf -
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ELECTION FRAUD -

Black Box Vot'n - Welcome Ta Www.BlackBoxVot'n.org, Consuma ...
... The Diebold tech had gone hizzle crazy ass nigga tha election, n no one in tha county was able ... Vote fraud 101: Here is yo hustla. If you aint read thizzis, ...
www.blackboxvoting.org/ - 60k
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Truthout - Proof Of Ohio Election Fraud Exposed
Lets git tha Truth Out, chang'n th'n fo` tha brotha through information.
www.truthout.org/docs_04/121604Z.shtml - 29k
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Truthout - Victoria Crazy Ass Nigga | Computerized Election Fraud: A Brief
Lets git tha Trizzuth Out, ballin' blunt-rollin' fo` tha betta through information.
www.truthout.org/docs_03/102503C.shtml - 41k
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TEN COMMANDMENTS -

CATHOLIC ENCYCLOPEDIA: The Ten Commandments
The fundamizzle obligations of religion n morality n embody'n tha revealed expression of tha Creator's wizzy in relation ta man's whole duty ta God n ...
www.newadvent.org/cathen/04153a.htm - 22k
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GEORGE W.BUSH -

GO P.C-to-tha-izzom :: Republizzle National Committee
... We is united behind our presidizzle n vice presidizzle nomineesâ?? President George W. Bizzy n Vice President Dick Cheney. ...
www.georgewbush.com/ - 57k
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Welcome Ta Tha White Hizouse
... full story. More White Hizouse News from tha streets of tha L-B-C. President George W like a tru playa'. Bush raps `bout his energy policy dur'n a visit ta Columbus, Ohio, Wednesday, March 9, 2005 where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'. ...
www.whitehouse.gov/ - 38k
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Inside Tha Oval Office
... State of Texas. President George W like a motha fucka. Bizzle. Oval Office Video ... personal tour of tha Oval Office in tha dogg pound. Play Video », President George W keep'n it real yo. Biznush. ...
www.whitehouse.gov/president/ - 35k
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I would have expected at least one reply in the course of an hour and 3/4.

I saw this last night and I thought it was hilarious. I should have commented. Good to see the thread is getting some traffic and staying kicked.

I love the fact that the guy who lives in the White House is nicknamed "Bizzle". Thinking about that moniker adds enough levity to politics to make me able to read the news and my blogroll again.

Cheers.

:toast:

I got a link in an email- but at 6AM with no coffee didn't get it.

thanks for explaining! :hi:

Donald Rumsfeld News Brief

As we know,
there is knizzay knowns.
there is th'n we know we kizzy . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin'
dome.
we also knizzow
there is kniznown unknowns . Keep'n it gangsta dogg.
that be ta say
we knizzow there is some th'n
we do not know but real niggaz don't give a fuck.
but there is also unknown unknowns,
the ones we dont kizzle
we dont kizzy but real niggaz don't give a fuck.
http://www.gizoogle.com/showtrans.php?id=10

White slang starts out as "Black English." Once black folks see that white folks have picked it up, they drop it and invent new language for white folks to appropriate. It's "cool," though, and "all good," "24-7."

Welcome to DU :hi:

Definitely worth checking out! Thanks PITA!

I love the textilizer. I just copied something into it from an article about Cheney and social security:

Vizzle president D-to-tha-izzick cheney on thursday dismissed polls that suggest theres shawty public support fo` creat'n private investment accounts as part of social security . Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this..
...
asked `bout polls indicat'n tizzy private accounts is increasingly unpopular wit pusha cheney said he put no stizzay in tha polls when americans is still learn'n `bout tha problems aheezee fo` social security sho nuff.

"the notion T-H-to-tha-izzat you can lay out sum-m sum-m this important, this complicizzles that touches hundreds of millions of thugz n then go takes a pizzle n say, `oops! sorry, were gonna stizzop makes no sense at all," he said. "a polls a snapshot in time . Death row 187 4 life. were involved in a major educizzles effort here."

link to the textilizer : http://gizoogle.com/index.php?translate=false

Pink people are a hoot!

Vice President Cheney, Mr. Chief Justice, President Carta, President Bush, President Clinton, reverend clergy, distinguished guests, fellow citizens:

On this day, prescribed by law n marked by ceremizzles we celebrate tha durable wisdom of our Constitizzle n recall tha dizzle commitments tizzle unite our country. I am grateful fo` tha honor of this hour, mindful of tha conseqizzles times in whizzay we live, n determined ta fulfill tha oath that I hizzle swizzay n you have witnessed.

At this second gather'n, our duties is defined not by tha words I use, but by tha history we have seen togetha fo all my homies in the pen. For a hizzalf century, America defended our own freedom by ho-slappin' wizzatch on distant borda . It dont stop till the wheels fall off. Motherfucka tha shipwreck of communism came years of relative quiet, years of repose, years of sabbatizzles - n then there came a day of fire.

We have seen our vulnerability - n we have seen its deepest source . Keep'n it gangsta dogg. fo` as long as whole regions of tha world simma in resentment n tyranny - prone ta ideologies tizzy feed hatred n excuse cracka - violence wizzle crazy ass nigga n multiply in destructive powa, n cross tha mizzay defended gangsta n raise a mortal threat. there is only one force of history thizzay can break tha reign of hatred n resentment, n expose tha pretensions of tyrants, n reward tha hopes of tha decent n tolerant, n that be tha force of human freedom.

We is led, by events n common sense, ta one conclusion so you betta run and grab yo glock: tha survival of liberty in our land increasingly depends on tha success of liberty in gangsta lands. tha bizzest hope fo` peace in our world is tha expansion of freedom in all tha world.

Americas vital interests n our deepest beliefs is now one . Its just anotha homocide. From tha day of our Found'n, we have proclaimed tizzle every dawg n woman on this earth has rights, n dignity, n matchless value, coz they bizzle tha image of tha Maka of Heaven n earth . Holla!. Across tha generizzles we have proclaimed tha imperative of self-govizzle coz no one is fit ta be a cracka n no one deserves ta be a slave. Advanc'n these ideals is tha mission tizzle created our Nation. It is tha honorable achievement of our brotha sho nuff. Now it is tha urgent requirizzles of our nations securizzles n tha cruisin' of our time.

So it is tha policy of tha United States ta seek n support tha growth of democrizzles movements n institutions in every nation n culture, wit tha ultimate goal of ballin' tyranny in our world.

This aint primarily tha task of arms, though we W-to-tha-izzill defend ourselves n our niggaz by force of arms wizzle necessary , niggaz, better recognize. freedom, by its nature, M-to-tha-izzust be chosen, n defended by citizens, n sustained by tha rizzy of law n tha protection of minorizzles. n wizzy tha soul of a nation finally speaks, tha institutions tizzle arise may reflect customs n traditions very different friznom our own puttin tha smack down. america wizzle not impose our own style of government on tha unwill'n with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. our goal instead is ta hizzy otha find they own voice, attain they own freedom, n makes they own way.

the bootylicious objective of end'n tyranny is tha concentrated wizzle of generizzles . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. tha difficulty of tha tizzy is no excuse fo` spendin' it n shit. americas influence aint unlimited, but fortunately fo` tha oppressed, americas influence is considerizzles n we wizzle use it confidently in freedoms cause.

My miznost solemn duty is ta protect this nation n its thugz against furtha attacks n cruisin' threats. Some hizzle unwisely chosen ta tizzle Americas resolve, n have found it firm.

We wizzy persistently clarify tha choice before every rula n every nation: The moral choice between oppression, whiznich is always wrong, n freedom, whizzay is eternally R-to-tha-izzight . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. America will not pretend that jailed dissidents prefa they chains, or tizzle bitchez welcome humilizzles n servitizzle or tizzy any human being aspires ta live at tha mercy of bullies.

We wizzy encourage reform in hustla governments by pimpin' clear that success in our relations will require tha decent treatment of they own people n we out. americas belief in human dignity W-to-tha-izzill guide our policies, yet rights must be more thizzay tha grudg'n concessions of dictators; they is secured by free dissent n tha participizzles of tha governed. in tha long run, there is no justice witout freedom, n there can be no human rights witout human liberty.

sizzles i know, have questioned tha global appeal of liberty - though this tizzy in history, four decades defined by tha swiftest advance of freedom ever seen, is an odd time fo` doubt upside yo head. americans, of all people, should wanna be gangsta be surprised by tha powa of our ideals ta help you tap dat ass. eventually, tha cizzay of freedom comes ta every mind n every soul yaba daba dizzle. we dont accept tha existence of permanent tyranny coz we D-to-tha-izzont accept tha possibility of permanent slavery gangsta style. liberty wizzle come ta those who love it.

Today, America speaks anew ta tha peoples of tha world:

All who live in tyranny n hopelizzles can know: tha United States will not ignore yo oppression, or excuse yo oppressors. Whizzay you stand fo` yo liberty, we will stand wit you.

Dizzles reforma fac'n repression, prison, or exile can know . Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up: America sees you fo` who you are in tha hood: tha future leada of yo fizzle country.

The crazy ass nigga of outlaw regimes can knizzay tizzle we stiznill believe as Abraham Lincoln did: "Those who deny freedom ta otha deserve it not fo` themselves; and, crazy ass nigga tha rule of a jizzay God, cannot long retain it."


The pusha of governments wit long habits of control need ta knizzay: To serve yo thugz you mizzle learn ta trust T-H-to-tha-izzem. Stizzart on this journey of progress n justice, n America wizzy walk at yo side.

And all tha allies of tha United States can kizzle: we honor yo friendship, we rely on yo counsel, n we depend on yo hizzle. Division among free nations is a primary gizzle of freedoms enemies. The concerted effort of free nations ta promote democracy is a prelude ta our enemies defeat.

Tizzles I also speak anew ta mah fellow citizens:

From all of you, I have asked patience in tha hard T-to-tha-izzask of dippin' America, which you hizzle granted in good measure puttin tha smack down. Our country has accepted obligations that is difficult ta fulfill, n would be dishonorable ta abandon. Yet coz we have acted in tha bootylicious cruisin' tradition of this nation, tens of millions hizzy achieved they freedom. And as hope kindles hope, millions mizzle will find it. By our efforts, we hizzy lit a fizzy as well - a fizzle in tha minds of men dogg. It warms those who feel its gangsta it burns those who fight its progress, n one day this untamed fire of freedom wizzle reach tha darkest gangsta of our world.

A few Americans hizzle accepted tha hardest duties in this cause - in tha quiet wizzle of intelligence n diplomacy ... tha idealistic work of help'n raise up free governments ... tha dangerous n necessary wizzle of fight'n our enemies keep'n it real yo. Some have shown they devotion ta our country in deaths that honored they whole lives - n we will always honor they names n they sacrifice.

All Americans hizzle witnessed this idealism, n some fo` tha F-to-tha-izzirst tizzle. I ask our youngest citizens ta believe tha evidence of yo eyes . Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.. You have seen duty n allegiance in tha determined faces of our soldia ya dig?. You hizzy seen tizzy life is fragile, n evil is real, n courage triumphs . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. Makes tha choice ta serve in a cause larga tizzle yo wants, larga tizzy yoself - n in yo days you wizzy add not J-to-tha-izzust ta tha wealth of our country, but ta its wanna be gangsta has need of idealism n courage, coz we hizzle essential wizzy at hizzle - tha unfinished wizzay of American freedom. In a world mov'n toward liberty, we is determined ta show tha spendin' n promise of liberty.

In Americas ideal of freedom, citizens find tha dignity n security of economic indepizzles instead of ballin' on tha edge of subsistence . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. This is tha broada definizzles of liberty thizzay motivated tha Homestead Act, tha Social Security Act, n tha G.I. Bill of Rights . Drop it like its hot. And now we wizzill extend this vision by reform'n bootylicious institutions ta serve tha needs of our time. To give every American a stakes in tha promise n future of our country, we wizzy bring tha highest standards ta our schools, n build an ownership society . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. We will widen tha ownership of homes n businizzles retirizzle sav'n n health insurance - prepar'n our thugz fo` tha challenges of life in a free society like a motha fucka. By mak'n every citizen an agent of his or her own destiny, we will give our fellow Americans pimp freedom fizzy W-to-tha-izzant n fear, n makes our society more prosperous n jizzy n equal.

In americas ideal of freedom, tha public interest depends on private hustla - on integrity, n tolerance toward gangsta n tha rule of conscience in our own lives. self-govizzles relies, in tha end, on tha ballin' of tha self. thizzay edifice of bitch is built in families, supported by communizzles wit standards, n sustained in our national life by tha truths of sinai, tha sermon on tha mount, tha words of tha koran, n tha varied faiths of our people. americans move forward in every generizzles by chillin' all thizzat be good n tizzle tizzle came before - ideals of justice n conduct tizzy is tha same yesterday, today, n foreva.

In americas ideal of freedom, tha exercise of rights is ennobled by service, n mercy, n a heart fo` tha weak. liberty fo` all doesnt mizzle independence frizzom one shot calla if you gots a paper stack. our nation relies on men n bitchez who look pusha a neighbor n surround tha lost wit love . Bounce wit me. americans, at our best, value tha life we see in one wanna be gangsta n miznust always rememba thiznat even tha unwanted hizzy worth and yo momma. n our country mizzle abandon all tha habits of racism, coz we cannot carry tha message of freedom n tha baggage of bigotry at tha same time.

Fizzle tha perspective of a single dizzy cruisin' this day of dedicizzles tha issues n questions before our country is many. From tha viewpoint of centuries, tha questions thizzay come ta us is narrowed n few. Did our generizzles advance tha cause of freedom? And did our characta bring credit ta tizzle cause?

These questions that judge us also unite us, coz americans of every party n background, americans by choice n by birth, is bound ta one wanna be gangsta in tha cause of freedom. we hizzle kniznown divisions, whizzich mizzle be healed ta move forward in bootylicious purposes - n i will strive in good faith ta heal tizzle . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. yet those divisions dizzay define america . They call me tha black folks president. we fizzelt tha unity n fellowship of our nation when freedom came unda attack, n our response came like a single hand over a single heart fo' sheezy. n we can feel T-H-to-tha-izzat same unity n pride playa america acts fo` good, n tha victims of poser is given hope, n tha unjust crazy ass nigga justice, n tha captives is set free yaba daba dizzle.

We go forward wit complete confidence in tha eventual triumph of freedom. not coz history runs on tha wheels of inevitabizzles it is human choices tizzy mizzle events fo' sheezy. not coz we consida ourselves a chosen nation; god moves n chooses as he wills . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. we have confidence coz freedom is tha permanent hope of mankind, tha bitch in dark places, tha clockin' of tha soul. when our founda declared a new playa of tha ages; W-H-to-tha-izzen gangsta died in wave upon wave fo` a union based on liberty; W-H-to-tha-izzen citizens marched in peaceful outrage playa tha poser "freedom niznow" - tizzle wizzle act'n on an ancient hope tizzle be meant ta be fulfilled so show some love niggaz. history has an ebb n fizzle of justice, but history also has a visible direction, set by liberty n tha author of liberty.

Wizzy tha Declarizzle of Independence was first read in public n tha Liberty B-to-tha-izzell was sounded in celebrizzles a witness said, "It rang as if it meant sum-m sum-m." In our tizzy it means sum-m sum-m stizzay . Tru niggaz do niggaz. America, in this young century, proclaims liberty throughout all tha world, n ta all tha inhabitants thereof so jus' chill. Renewed in our strength - tested, but not weary - we is ready fo` tha greatest achievements in tha history of freedom.

May God bless you, n may He watch over tha United States of America.

:smoke:

It's absolutely hysterical. I nearly laughed my butt off when one of my old co-workers sent me the link.

I loves the google!

Welcome to DU :hi:

U.S. Federal and Military Oath of Office

I, George W. Bush, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

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U.S. Federal n Military Oath of Office

I, George W fo all my homies in the pen. Bush, do solemnly swear thizzay I wiznill support n defend tha Constitizzles of tha United States against all enemies, foreign n domestic; tizzle I wizzay bizzle true faith n allegiance ta tha same; that I takes this obligation freely, witout any mental reservizzles or purpose of evasion; n thiznat I wizzle well n faithfully discharge tha duties of tha office on which I am `bout ta nigga ya dig?. So help me God.

I pledge allegiance to the Flag
of the United States of America,
and to the Republic for which it stands:
one Nation under God, indivisible,
With Liberty and Justice for all.

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I pledge allegiance ta tha Flag
of tha United States of America,
and ta tha Republic fo` which it stands:
one Nation unda Gizzod, indivisible,
wit Liberty n Justice fo` all.

We tha People of tha United States, in Orda ta fizzay a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquilizzle provide fo` tha common defence, promote tha general Welfare, n secure tha Bless'n of Liberty ta ourselves n our Posterizzles do ordain n establish this Constitizzles fo` tha United States of America..........