Who wants to Ninja Fight? I've got a hidden pocket full of plastic darts

DS1

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Fri Mar-11-05 11:31 PM
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Who wants to Ninja Fight? I've got a hidden pocket full of plastic darts

and a smokebomb full of habanero sauce!!!!

Come and get me!

I deflect your uppercut and raise you a kick in the crotch!

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Ready4Change

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Fri Mar-11-05 11:46 PM
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1. Hah! My ninja testicles are immune to pain!

(crack)

Ulp! I ... take ... that ... back.

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DS1

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Fri Mar-11-05 11:58 PM
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3. That cracking was your femor snapping

and I also inserted a prison ice shiv into your femoral artery. For five dollars extra, you can send a video message to your families before you die. For another 10 dollars, we'll even throw in a set of Ginsu knives!

The choice is yours..

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democracyindanger

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Fri Mar-11-05 11:49 PM
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2. We already did

You're dead, but you won't know it for another 15 minutes.

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DS1

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Fri Mar-11-05 11:58 PM
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4. Says you!

/says me, with 4 minutes to go....

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