Is Guinea Pig offensive? - Democratic Underground

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Sat Mar-12-05 05:46 PM
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Is Guinea Pig offensive?

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Sat Mar-12-05 05:48 PM
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1. Yes

Edited on Sat Mar-12-05 05:48 PM by LeftPeopleFinishFirs

only to italian pigs though

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Sat Mar-12-05 06:24 PM
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2. Old joke...

Dad is sitting in the living room watching TV when his young son walks in and asks "Dad, can I have $5.00 for a guinea pig"?

Dad looks over at his kid, reaches for his wallet and hands his son some cash and says "Here's $10.00". "Go find yourself a nice Irish girl instead".

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Kat45

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Sat Mar-12-05 06:37 PM
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3. And I was just going to post: only if it's part of an Italian joke!

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NoPasaran

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Sat Mar-12-05 06:46 PM
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4. Not if you know how to cook it n/t

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Sat Mar-12-05 06:46 PM
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5. On two legs or four?

If a guinea pig has two legs, it's offensive (my grandpa would have popped anyone who said "guinea" in his presence); if it's on four legs, it's just a rodent.

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IthinkThereforeIAM

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Sat Mar-12-05 06:58 PM
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6. If it is on four legs...

... then the odor is offensive. I had guinea pigs as pets when I was 5 years old. "Red Foot" and "White Foot" were their names. :P

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