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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 08:40 PM
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So I just knocked on this hot woman's door who lives in a trailer near me
She said no this time, but I know she wants me. Any day now...
;)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 08:41 PM
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1. Drat.
for obvious reasons.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 08:42 PM
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2. Ya just have to put yourself out there.
Keep the faith bro. She doesn't know what she's missing out on.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 08:42 PM
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4. lol I just couldn't help it. n/t
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two gun sid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 08:42 PM
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3. ROTFLMAO
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 08:43 PM
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5. Hey, baby!
got the jacuzzi tub ready? :P
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 08:45 PM
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7. Its all warmed up for ya!
Wear that one outfit I saw you wearing the other day in your bedroom. ;)

haha
Anyway, sorry to hear about your dirty old man problem.
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 08:48 PM
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10. lol!
Bring the twelve pack of Lone Star, I'll put on my best muumuu, and the trailer will soon be rockin'!
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 09:02 PM
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12. Did he really offer you Lone Star?
That might be the worst beer I have ever tried in my life. $1 a bottle at the Flashback Cafe.
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 09:07 PM
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15. nah, Lone Star's too high class for him.
I think he drinks the 30 packs of Pearl Light. :puke:
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 08:44 PM
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6. Want to split a 12 pack ? I've got it in a cooler
in the back of my IROC.

:evilgrin:
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 08:45 PM
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8. Only if it's the good shit!
Edited on Sat Mar-12-05 08:48 PM by Lady Effingbroke
It's gotta be Pearl Light or nothin' for this trailer-dweller!
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 08:52 PM
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11. Of course. Nothing but the best for my lady
;)
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lumberingbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 08:46 PM
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9. Is your name ...
Bruce Willis????? ;-)
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 09:05 PM
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14. close actually.
I share one name with him.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 09:03 PM
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13. hahahah!!
Ohhhh that's evil....
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 09:08 PM
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16. Wait a minute, I don't live near you.
:D
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