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Gringo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-03 10:54 PM
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Poll question: You run into Ann Coulter and Alan Colmes on the street...
Which right-wing whore do you choke to death first?



I thought of this while watching tonight's "Insanity and Colmes" Coulter: "You liberals want a lot more 9-11's and you don't want to fight the war on terror." (GGRRRR!)

Colmes: "I don't want to impeach the 'president.' (GRRR)


Why doesn't Colmes admit on the air that he's a (sacless) center-right moderate, up against a far-right-wing racebaiter, as he has admitted on paper, and on his radio show? Why does he try to legitimize Fox by providing a fraudulent "voice of the left" on their network? He's a POS.
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-03 10:59 PM
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1. Colmes - Coulter will melt down on her own
Check out Colmes' comments on the Faux News website, in a transcript of a discussion about Limbaugh. He describes himself as a "big fan" of Rush's, not that he agrees with him, but Rush has done so much for the industry, blah blah. What about what Rush has done to public discourse and reason in this country, Alan? Doesn't that count? I agree - grrr. Coulter is headed for a meltdown (she kinda looks like she's melting now). It's in our best interests to let her continue to self-destruct, like O'Reilly is also doing with his thin skin.
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Cat Atomic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-03 11:44 PM
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7. I've noticed that, too.
O'Reilley in particular. He really seems like a man whose sinking towards some sort of nervous breakdown.
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-03 11:05 PM
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2. I kick Coulter in the balls
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-03 11:07 PM
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3. Ever see the ending sequences of Casino?
:grr:
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nomaco-10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-03 11:30 PM
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5. I watched Casino again
this weekend, great movie. I have a scene in mind....
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 04:28 AM
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10. Yes. Shall I just say that it was, er, "out of the park?"
No spoilers here!

:toast:
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-03 11:19 PM
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4. Whenever I run into Ann Coulter and Alan Colmes on the street...
...I back up and run into them again -- harder.

<rimshot></rimshot>
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rwenos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-03 11:41 PM
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6. Just Once . . .
I'd like to hold Ann Coulter's face in front of a microphone, and ask her if Dan Inouye/Jack Kennedy/John Kerry/Bob Kerry/Max Cleland/my father, all died-in-the-wool Democrats who served this country in time of war, were the TRAITORS she was referring to when she wrote that disgusting piece of pukespeak she calls her latest book.

Just once, I'd like her to answer that question.

Bitch.
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 12:55 AM
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8. I'd turn away...
'cause I just couldn't handle the sight of Colmes sucking her dick.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 01:01 AM
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9. HAHAHAHAHA
I'm still laughing. Brilliant.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 06:08 PM
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14. <snort>
that's a good 'un.
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 04:30 AM
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11. Solution: Grab 'em both at once, and wind their scrawny necks together...
like a pair of twist-ties.

Then wash your hands in boiling alcohol. Ugh!!
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 05:59 PM
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12. I grab both of 'em by the hair...
and simultaneously slam their heads into the nearest brick wall until they turn into bloody gobs of goo.
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The Lone Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 06:02 PM
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13. If I run into them on the street...
then I would back-up and run over them again. LOL
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