My body is NOT a wonderland. - Democratic Underground

RandomKoolzip

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Sun Mar-13-05 02:36 PM
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My body is NOT a wonderland.

It's more like an abandoned theme park.

Go to Hell, John Mayer.

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acmavm

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Sun Mar-13-05 02:40 PM
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1. *sigh* I know what you mean. I used to be a size 3, now I don't even want

to buy clothes.

Oh well, at least I'm not as dumb or naive as I used to be. I'd say it's a more than fair trade.

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progmom

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Sun Mar-13-05 02:42 PM
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2. Kurt Weill's oddest song

...I'm just sayin'...

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RandomKoolzip

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Sun Mar-13-05 02:43 PM
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4. You hear an echo in here?

Echo in here?

Echo in here?

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khashka

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Sun Mar-13-05 02:43 PM
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3. I weep in pity

My body is an E ticket at Disneyland.

You can get that abandoned theme park up and running again, though.

Khash.

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RandomKoolzip

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Sun Mar-13-05 02:50 PM
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5. "E" ticket?

What does this "E" stand for?

I think I must have an "I" ticket body. As in "Imminent Prostate Cancer."

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khashka

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:14 PM
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6. An E ticket

gets you on all the rides. I guess the expression is fairly dated.

You need to cheer up, my friend. Instead of worrying about prostate cancer, you should be asking "what can my prostate do for me?"

Khash.

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AndyTiedye

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Sun Mar-13-05 04:30 PM
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8. The Best Way To Prevent Prostrate Cancer is Sex

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Lady Effingbroke

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:37 PM
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7. mine went from "wonderland" to "horror show" in mere milliseconds,

or so it seems.

Like an above poster said, it's a trade off - young, skinny, and dumb for older, wider, and wiser.

Oh, well.

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Magrittes Pipe

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Sun Mar-13-05 04:42 PM
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9. My body is Euro Disney.

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opiate69

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Sun Mar-13-05 04:46 PM
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10. I liked John Mayer a lot better when...

I liked John Mayer a lot better when he was still called Dave Matthews.

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sundog

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Sun Mar-13-05 04:51 PM
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11. I don't understand John Mayer

Is he like the Josh Groban of ~rock~ ? :shrug:

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