In nomine Poppy, et Dubya, et Spirotu Agnew. Amen.

Hail, Ronald, Full of Greed,
Caspar Weinberger is with thee.
Overrated art thou among Presidents, and
Overrated is the Son of Thy Vice President, Dubya.
Holy Ronald, Father of the GOP,
Help us pay for your sinning,
Now and at the hour Dubya leaves office. Amen.

We believe in one Poppy, the Father, the Almighty, maker of all that is, true and untrue.

We believe in one Son, George W. Bush, one of Four Sons of Poppy, eternally begotten of the Freepers, greed from greed, idiot from idiot, true greed from true greed, selected, not elected, one in Being with the High Court. Through him all little guys were screwed. For business executives and for their wealth he came up from Crawford: by the power of his brother Jeb and Secretary of State Katharine, he was chosen by the High Court and became President. For our sake he was almost defeated by John Kerry. On the second of November he was selected again, in fulfillment of Diebold’s scriptures.

We believe in Spiro Agnew, the Fraudulent One, who resigned because of the librul media.

We believe in one holy fundie and fraudulent Party. We acknowledge one Patriot Act for the rooting-out of terra-ists. We look for the resurrection of Ronald Reagan, and the life of the frat party to come. Amen.

In order to have creed, you have to have beliefs, and in order to have beliefs, you have to THINK.

right before frantically masturbating in front of an altar adorned with pictures of George W. Bush?

:D

I guess we'll both burn in hell. At least we won't be alone!

:-)

like minded friends who will find it hysterical, I am certain

made my evening, I assure you

My parents went to Catholic school.

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