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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 09:49 PM
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It's back! State Mottoes That Just Didn't Make It
Texas: Y'all Watch This!

Alaska: Yes, It's Fucking Cold, So Stop Making Jokes

Massachusetts: We're Going To Hell And You're Not :P

New Jersey: America's Dumpster
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 09:56 PM
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1. Utah: Set Your Watch Back A Hundred Years
Edited on Tue Mar-15-05 09:57 PM by NoPasaran
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aQuArius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 10:31 PM
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15. You must know!!
Edited on Tue Mar-15-05 10:32 PM by aQuArius
Hey! I wanted to let you know that BlueCollar and I will be in Austin this coming weekend for the anti-war rally at the capital. Its been over a year since we met you at bearfan's Superbowl party and hope to see you and other DUers this weekend! Thanks for posting about UTAH... my home state, LOL. Hillarious!
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 10:01 PM
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2. Oklahoma
"Starvation wages and Jesus, a winning combination!"

:)
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 10:06 PM
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3. Rhode Island...
"I got nothing. Great, one more boring thing about Rhode Island. And what's with that 'h' anyway? Jeez."
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 10:08 PM
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4. Washington state, home of governor Rossi, oops we mean
Governor Gregoire.
EASTERN WASHINGTON STATE! Home of Governor Rossi...
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 10:14 PM
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5. Montana
to Californians

Gut shoot 'em at the border.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 10:17 PM
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6. Florida: Not quite last in quality of schools.
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prole_for_peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 10:22 PM
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7. Texas:
Edited on Tue Mar-15-05 10:25 PM by kmlewis
We do NOT all ride horses and wear cowboy boots.
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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 10:23 PM
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8. Virginia:
Since we're for lovers and Maryland is for crabs, please don't go to Maryland first.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 11:03 AM
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32. Very funny.
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bmbmd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 10:25 PM
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9. Louisiana-
Dinner in every ditch.
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 10:26 PM
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10. Connecticut: Even We Have Problems Spelling It
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 10:26 PM
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11. Florida: Come on vacation, leave on probation
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:35 AM
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19. Hey. I like this one.
Catchy.

"Florida.... The leg bracelet friendly state."
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 10:28 PM
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12. New York
"Oh yea? Fuck YOU!"

Arkansas - "Get out now. Before it's too late."

Texas - "22 million assholes can't be wrong."

Oklahoma - "You'll be back."
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 10:29 PM
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13. Tennessee: we do roadkill right!
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 10:31 PM
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14. Arizona: Spend your time in hell before you die
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marigold20 Donating Member (802 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 10:32 PM
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16. Iowa - gateway to Nebraska.
..
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:32 AM
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17. kick for a new day
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:34 AM
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18. Mississippi
We Don't Lynch as Much as We Used To!
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:35 AM
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20. DC: More Poeple than Wyoming and We're STILL Not a State!
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 11:10 AM
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36. DC---come for the crack, stay for the high rent
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:35 AM
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21. New Hampshire: North of Massachusetts South of the Mason Dixon Line
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:37 AM
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23. That's great!
:D
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:39 AM
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25. glad you liked it!
:)

Looking forward to meeting you!
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:37 AM
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22. Kentucky: Making Ohio Look Progressive Since 1796!
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HamstersFromHell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:38 AM
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24. Arkansas:
Yes, she's still your cousin after the divorce.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:44 AM
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26. *snarf*
:P
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:45 AM
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27. Florida: Yes we know we look like a big penis or
Edited on Wed Mar-16-05 10:46 AM by WoodrowFan
Florida: 500 Miles Uncut!
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:47 AM
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28. Florida: We also know we look like a giant handgun.
Edited on Wed Mar-16-05 10:48 AM by RagingInMiami
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guinivere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:55 AM
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29. DelaWhere!?!
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:55 AM
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30. Michigan: 9 months of winter, 3 months of rough sledding.
Edited on Wed Mar-16-05 10:56 AM by bif
Or Michigan, the "Road Work Ahead" state.
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loudestchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 11:00 AM
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31. Missouri
"Got Meth?"

Kansas

"We used to be about freedom and individuality...we got over it."
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 11:04 AM
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33. Iowa-I Outa Went Around.
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anti_shrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 11:07 AM
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34. Pennsylvania: Where You Go To Test Your Suspension
or


PA: Making Construction Orange Sexy
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 11:08 AM
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35. Wisconsin: What's a "bar time?"
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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 11:11 AM
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37. Indiana: A Little Slice of Mississippi in the North
Indiana: Fuck Daylight Savings Time
Indiana: It's Not Kentucky
Indiana: We Have the Speedway and You Don't
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 11:48 AM
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38. Wyoming
Tha Other Rectangular State
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 03:56 PM
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39. Second kick, because the first was so lucrative!
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 04:07 PM
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40. Hawai'i: We Are Too A State, So Don't Try to Change Your Money!
My own improvement on the one that goes with the original list, written in crappy faux-Hawaiian.
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