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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 12:40 AM
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Does the Apple store drug test?
I applied there and just got a message saying he had "good news." I was just wondering if they did any drug testing there.
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REP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 12:40 AM
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1. Yup.
Edited on Wed Mar-16-05 12:41 AM by REP
All Apple employees are.

on edit: the one on Mariani/Inifinite Loop? Cool!
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 12:50 AM
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2. Okay...
fortunately, at my current job, we sell stuff that helps pass these tests.

Hell, I even got a free "Herbal Clean: Trusted by Millions" shirt where I work now.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 12:56 AM
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3. Cool, you can wear that in when you go take the piss test....
....I'm sure they'd have no suspicions....:P
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REP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 12:58 AM
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4. Better Just to Abstain
Those things don't really work.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 01:20 AM
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6. I'm going to abstain but...
Quik Tabs really do work.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 01:01 AM
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yes...
but don't current tests measure the particulates of certain 'cleansing' components that by extension indicate their usage implying then drug use itself?

:shrug:
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Lone Pawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 01:01 AM
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5. Yep. But abstain until you take the test.
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 02:04 AM
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7. If the Phoenix store is any indication, test for smugness is in order.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 02:16 AM
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9. phunny but if pass that test...
bet you'll get a promotion
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 02:14 AM
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8. Just pour apple juice and water in the cup.
By the time it gets back to you, you can deny any wrong doing/knowledge, and then offer to pee again - this time after you've already cleansed your system. :)
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 09:13 AM
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10. Not such a good idea
A piss test machine can tell the difference, and the operator would put on your form "this guy needs to quit smoking that shit because you'd have to be fucked up to think we don't know what you're up to."

I'm going with the "abstain" crowd. Come on. If you can't do without weed for ten days, maybe you don't really need a job.
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