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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 09:55 PM
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Why did the potato cross the road ?
Edited on Wed Mar-16-05 09:58 PM by moof
It saw a fork in the road up ahead.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:04 PM
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1. What would a potato want a fork for?
And how would a potato cross the road under it's own power? They have no means of motion.

Something tells me that this potato didn't cross the road at all, and you are making it up. Is this some kind of joke?
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:06 PM
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2. a potato can only eye a fork.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:09 PM
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4. So the potato only wants to be near the fork to stare at it?
And the question still hasn't been answered as to how the potato crossed the road on it's own. This story keeps sounding fishier and fishier.
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:17 PM
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5. potatoes are all seeing, all eyes, and carbs.
as in carborators, that's how they cross.
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chiffon Donating Member (527 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 10:09 PM
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3. To get sMASHED and served on the SIDE n/t
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