Winnie the Pooh. Did it ? didn't do it ?

evidence shows he accepted 3 gallons of honey as 'payment'

It's bad enough the evil Walt D. got his hands on him and put a ridiculous red t-shirt on. But now on D.U. as well - is there no civilisation left in the world?

Christopher Robin and I walked along,
Under branches lit up by the moon.
Posing our questions to owl and eeyore,
As the days disappeared far too soon.
Now I wandered much further today than I should,
And I can’t find my way to the three-acre wood.

So help me if you can, I’ve got to get
Back to the house at pooh corner by one.
You’ll be surprised, there’s so much to be done,
Count all the bees in the hive,
Chase all the clouds from the sky,
Back to the days of christopher robin,
And pooh.

Winnie the pooh doesn’t know what to do,
Got a honey jar stuck on his nose.
He came to me asking help and advice,
And from here no one knows where he goes.
So I went in to ask of the owl, if he’s there,
How to loosen a jar from the nose of a bear.

So help me if you can I’ve got to get,
Back to the house at pooh corner by one.
You’ll be surprised there’s so much to be done,
Count all the bees in the hive,
Chase all the clouds from the sky,
Back to the days of christopher robin,
Back to the ways of christopher robin,
And pooh.

He was a bare bear.

It was evil Walt D. that added that ridiculous t-shirt.

Winnie the Pooh rulz.

His parents blew all his royalty checks, so now they put this story in his mouth and ran to the yellow media!

They were always jealous of Pooh, right from the start!

POOH has TONS of character witnesses;
can that pasty-faced little stick-legged loser "Christopher Robin"
(IF that IS his real name)
bring a single 'FRIEND' to back up his story?

I thought not.