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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 11:53 AM Original message |
Post your St. Patrick's Day jokes. What's long, green and wears skates? |
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DenverDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
1. An irishman, an englishman and a scotsman were sitting at a bar. . . . |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:11 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. BHAW-HAHAHA!! |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
2. What's Irish and sits on the porch? |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:37 PM Response to Reply #2 |
11. That's one of my all-time favorite clean jokes |
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truebrit71 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
3. So there's this Irishman that gets stranded on a desert island... |
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truebrit71 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:09 PM Response to Original message |
4. You heard about the two gay Irish fellas? |
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Amaya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
6. What's green, three miles long and full of assholes? |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
7. q: what's an irish 7 course meaL? |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
8. kick |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:33 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. OK. How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:35 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. *snicker* |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:45 PM Response to Reply #10 |
18. How do you confuse a Scotsman? |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:47 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. aye |
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truebrit71 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:37 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. Okay. How do you confuse an Irishman? |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:38 PM Response to Reply #8 |
14. punchline |
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truebrit71 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:39 PM Response to Reply #8 |
15. How do you confuse an Irishman? part two |
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truebrit71 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:40 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Two Irish guys walking in the countryside... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:52 PM Response to Reply #8 |
24. And: Donovan's sitter, his faithful companion of 17 years is dying. |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
12. okay... |
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truebrit71 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:42 PM Response to Reply #12 |
17. Why did God make pee yellow.... and semen white? |
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KyndCulture (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
19. Deathbed Request |
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snacker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
21. What's Irish and stays out all night? |
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Squeech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:51 PM Response to Original message |
22. We're drinking in Boston |
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KyndCulture (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 12:51 PM Response to Original message |
23. Irish boomerang |
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WMliberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
25. Why was whisky invented? |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
26. CEOs of Budweiser, Miller, and Guinness go into a bar |
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two gun sid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 05:02 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. LOL. I'm drinkin' a Guinness right now. |
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Dookus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
28. Why did God invent the wheelbarrow? |
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sub.theory (293 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 06:00 PM Response to Original message |
29. Three men are sitting in a bar.... |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 06:39 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. LOL! |
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