Could somebody PLEASE get married? - Democratic Underground

Bunny

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Thu Mar-17-05 02:12 PM
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Could somebody PLEASE get married?

I am so hungry for wedding cake! What is up with that? It can't be just any cake, it has to be wedding cake. I don't often get strange food cravings, but this is one of those times. So come on someone - help a sister out! Tie the knot!

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Bouncy Ball

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Thu Mar-17-05 02:14 PM
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1. I would but I think it'd be against the law for me

to be married to two guys.

Can I marry a woman?

Wait, nevermind. I can't.

:-(

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MissMillie

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Thu Mar-17-05 02:16 PM
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2. It's just white cake

make some

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mr_hat

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Thu Mar-17-05 02:19 PM
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3. Look in the paper. Then, just show up. Tell anyone who asks that

you're Little Bobbie's aunt.

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tjwmason

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Thu Mar-17-05 02:19 PM
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4. But have you got the outfit?

Wedding cake would not taste like wedding cake if you were just in normal clothes.

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mr_hat

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Thu Mar-17-05 02:40 PM
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5. True. Your shoes must hurt, also.

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SarahB

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Thu Mar-17-05 03:04 PM
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6. Nope, but you just gave me a great idea!

Divorce cake! :bounce:

Maybe I'll have a party. :D

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Lavender Brown

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Thu Mar-17-05 03:07 PM
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7. God, you're just like my MOM

:cry: I just haven't found the right guy yet, ok?!

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3lefts

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Thu Mar-17-05 03:11 PM
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8. And the appropriate joke...

Q: What food drastically reduces a woman's sex drive?

A: Wedding Cake.

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Fleshdancer

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Thu Mar-17-05 03:14 PM
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9. make an appt with a wedding cake maker to taste their samples

you wouldn't have to sit through a ceremony or chat with people you don't like and you still get to eat free wedding cake. :)

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Radical Activist

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Thu Mar-17-05 03:20 PM
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10. Hell NO!

Are you kidding? Not me!

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radwriter0555

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Thu Mar-17-05 03:31 PM
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11. I'm getting married on April 14th.... hadn't even thought about a CAKE.

DAMN. More crap to think about....

***sigh***

Not a bad idea though.

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