Top Ten Signs Your Team Won't Be Winning The NCAA Tourney

From David Letterman's show last night. #4 below rules!

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Top Ten Signs Your Team Won't Be Winning The NCAA Basketball Championship



10. Your top player scores 20 points a game, but most of them are in the wrong basket.

9. You spend most of the game guarding the mascot.

8. Some of the players joined the team for the free headbands.

7. Instead of drinking Gatorade, team uses timeouts to moisturize.

6. Typical motivational speech: "Let's hurry this up so we can shower."

5. The scorekeeper doesn't bother to turn on your half of the scoreboard.

4. In your region: North Carolina, Duke and the '98 Chicago Bulls.

3. You lead the conference in nosebleeds.

2. Team refuses to attend game beacuse they don't want to miss a new episode of The George Lopez Show.

1. Players ask themselves, "What would the Knicks do?"

Were enrolled in the following classes:

College Mascots: Are They Really Big Animals?
Hydraulic Principles of the Keg

(Those were both stolen from a previous Letterman Top Ten List)

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