Everybody send me money! - Democratic Underground

Tom Yossarian Joad

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Thu Mar-17-05 07:34 PM
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Everybody send me money!

Lots and lots of it! I want to be greedy and buy things I don't really need.

I'll send you a prayer cloth for $50K

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Dave Reynolds

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Thu Mar-17-05 07:41 PM
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1. Sorry, I have no money, but

could you send me a ham sammich? I'm pretty hungry now.

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Thu Mar-17-05 07:59 PM
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2. Sure, if you don't mid id I wrap it in one of these prayer cloths...

Damn, that was a bad investment.

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Dave Reynolds

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Thu Mar-17-05 08:44 PM
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4. Perhaps the condiment on the sandwich

could could stain the cloth to look like the Virgin Mary.

Instant positive cash flow for ya.

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Arkana

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Thu Mar-17-05 08:05 PM
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3. Yes, Master Falwell...

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