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Not_Giving_Up

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Fri Mar-18-05 01:02 AM
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A local church sign says

"Enjoy what is before it isn't. Drop in this Sunday!"

What do they know that I don't?

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NVMojo

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Fri Mar-18-05 01:03 AM
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1. huh????

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XanaDUer

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Fri Mar-18-05 01:07 AM
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5. I don't get it, either.

:shrug:

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Not_Giving_Up

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Fri Mar-18-05 01:10 AM
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7. Well...

They imply that something that you enjoy will be gone soon, so you should enjoy it...then tell you to come in (repent!) on Sunday. I'm just wondering if they know something that I don't. This is Texas, after all!

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XanaDUer

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Fri Mar-18-05 01:11 AM
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11. Ok.

Is this rapture stuff?

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elshiva

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Fri Mar-18-05 01:04 AM
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2. Nothing. That is dumb, dumb.

My church sign doesn't have dumb slogans, just the name of the church, times, and name of the priest. That's how it should be, those slogans just annoy people.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Fri Mar-18-05 01:04 AM
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3. That's when the sale ends on redemption

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Not_Giving_Up

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Fri Mar-18-05 01:05 AM
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4. Ha!

It must be sweeps week!

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Dookus

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Fri Mar-18-05 01:09 AM
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6. gawd

there's a Seventh-Day Adventist church up the street from me that ALWAYS has a really stupid, hokey saying on their sign. There must be a big book of them somewhere they all copy from.

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Not_Giving_Up

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Fri Mar-18-05 01:11 AM
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8. I've seen tons of lame ones

"Seven Days Without Christ Makes One Weak"

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Reverend_Smitty

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Fri Mar-18-05 01:11 AM
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9. There are lots of those stupid books

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/churchsigns.php

this website sells 6 different ones!

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RevCheesehead

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Fri Mar-18-05 01:11 AM
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10. There are several...

which is dumb, since all the good stuff is on the internets.

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