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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 02:48 AM
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When I finally go off my nut and go on a shooting spree...
Edited on Fri Mar-18-05 03:01 AM by CanuckAmok
...I want you all to tell the press that it was Pink Floyd's "The Gnome" which pushed me over the edge.


AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 02:52 AM
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1. But you will never do that - because you can THINK.
You can reason, you are able to separate fantasy from fiction. ...so, we are not worried.


PS - Pink Floyd WAS MY WORLD in HS
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 02:54 AM
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2. Hmm, I like this topic..
For me, if I ever do break down and go off I'd like them to say it was from listening to Philosposhy Of The World by The Shaggs and reading the "Left Behind" boooks..
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LibertyorDeath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 02:59 AM
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3. Very Fitting
Canadian goes off his Nut in a Pink Floyd induced "The Gnome" shooting spree..."

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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 03:26 AM
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4. Just what we need.
Another reason for the fundie idiots to get their collective panties in a knot over secular music.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:25 AM
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5. "Chick tracts made me do it!"
Hows that for a fundie backlash!
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:29 AM
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6. I had a guy at work tell me to relieve stress from working in this
dyfunctional workplace he likes to shoot up liquor stores late at night..
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 05:31 AM
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7. OH Man that is funny
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 06:05 AM
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8. I don't know, he has an AK47 tattoo on his arm...
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 07:46 AM
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9. Ok I revise my statement
That is scary, and if he subscribes to Soldier of Fortune, report him to the autorities.
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 03:26 PM
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10. He always brings in gun magazines and leaves them in
the break area.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 03:29 PM
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11. I thought that was you at Mabel lake the other day
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auburngrad82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 03:38 PM
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12. When they ask you why you did it say
"Piss me off, pay the consequences."
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 03:42 PM
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13. What I want on my tombstone after I go off...
...and then the SWAT team offs me in a hail of bullets:

"He seemed like such a nice man. Who knew?"
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 03:43 PM
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14. BTW, I FUCKIN' LOVE YER FAMILY CIRCUS CARTOONS!
You DO realize they will sue you if they find out? Heh.
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