If you haven't read whitehouse.org's online biography of W......

I'd do it right now....

"During the utterly necessary Vietnam War, while so many of His leftist, America-hating peers took the path of least resistance – passive conscription and recreational gook slaughter in the balmy, Agent Oranged jungles of Southeast Asia – Bush instead bravely volunteered to jump to the front of the Texas Air National Guard wait list...

Bush's impressive genealogy soon attracted the hungry attention of the Republican Party's more conservative leaders, who saw in Him an exquisitely-named white male and super-absorbent ideological sponge who would generously act as a front for their eager plan to reclaim control of the semen-stained Executive Branch. These political star-makers told Bush that His running mate would be the wizened Nixon Administration veteran Richard B. "Dick" Cheney, a man famous among Washington DC dinner table companions for his ability to drink a glass of water while quoting Hermann Göring out of the side of his mouth...

A Cancer, President Bush is married to Mrs. George W. Bush ("Laura"), a former teacher and librarian who devotedly toiled in our nation's Godless and dangerous public schools for almost two interminable years until she could ensnare an affluent husband. The Bush family also includes two twin daughters (Jenna and the other one), two dogs (Spotty and Barney), a cat (India), and an armadillo (Wetback). "

http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/georgew.asp

The one on Laura is also very amusing...