Has anyone ever tried to keep their eyes open while sneezing?
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Fri Mar-18-05 11:38 AM
Has anyone ever tried to keep their eyes open while sneezing?
How'd that work out for ya?
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Fri Mar-18-05 11:39 AMOriginal message
1. It's never occurred to me.
That's one of those "I never thought of that" things. But I'm curious if anyone HAS done this. :-)
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Fri Mar-18-05 11:40 AMOriginal message
2. careful, you'll blow your brains out! lol
Edited on Fri Mar-18-05 11:40 AM by soothsayer
or your eyes will pop out of your sockets.
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Fri Mar-18-05 11:40 AMOriginal message
3. the lounge is very sneezy today
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Fri Mar-18-05 11:40 AMReply #3
4. I have a cold, and I'm sneezing!
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Fri Mar-18-05 11:53 AMOriginal message
5. It's physically impossible, there, Bob!
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Fri Mar-18-05 11:54 AMOriginal message
6. Just tried, and my eyeballs fell out. I'm blind now, thank you very much.
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Fri Mar-18-05 12:19 PMReply #6
11. Hehehe, I didn't even see your reply before I posted mine below.
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Fri Mar-18-05 01:49 PMReply #6
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Fri Mar-18-05 11:57 AMOriginal message
I always sneeze more than once, usually 6 to 9 times. It makes driving a real challenge when you're sneezing.
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Fri Mar-18-05 12:11 PMReply #7
I always fear that I'll bash into someone if I'm sneezing when driving. Think it'd fly as a defense?
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Fri Mar-18-05 01:30 PMReply #8
12. You would still be responsible for any damage you cause.
...that's the way I feel about it. Personally, I wouldn't try it as a defense.
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Fri Mar-18-05 01:51 PMReply #12
15. I used to never sneeze while I was driving (in high school)
I think I was too nervous or something.
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Fri Mar-18-05 04:59 PMReply #15
I do know just what you mean ... it seems like all the darned time.
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Fri Mar-18-05 12:13 PMOriginal message
9. Tried a few times and gave up
now my hobby is trying to lick my elbow
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Fri Mar-18-05 01:31 PMReply #9
13. I am stretching a lot trying to put my elbow in my ear.
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Fri Mar-18-05 12:18 PMOriginal message
10. I tried it once and my eyeballs popped out.
I had to go pick them up and put them back in.
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Fri Mar-18-05 01:51 PMReply #10
16. I hope you had some aspirin.
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Fri Mar-18-05 05:24 PMOriginal message
18. It's physically impossible.
Not without crazy-gluing your eyelids to your brow ridge, anyway.
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Fri Mar-18-05 05:26 PMOriginal message
19. well since i sneezed 5 times today..
i don't think i close my eyes when i sneeze...do i?
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