Children's book titles you will never see

Strangers Have the Best Candy

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly!

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild
Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

You Are Different and That's Bad

Dad's New Wife Bruce

POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games

Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your
Elementary School. Controlling the Playground: Respect
Through Fear

What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Bi-Curious George

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Unless George gets into the children's book writing business.

Let's Draw Veronica and Betty Nude.

ROFL!!!! it's so wrong, but so funny. Actually they all are pretty funny...is it wrong tht I actually want to read some of these "books"?

Some GREAT ones there. Well done. You might appreciate this

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2864736

I will go smoke on this matter and return to contribute to what is surely about to become a classic.

and the Hardy boys and the mysteries in the back set of the car!
Now why did I do that?:evilgrin:

Book Summary

Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed! A Small Lesson in Conservatism is a wonderful way to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. In simple text, parents and children follow Tommy and Lou on their quest to earn money for a swing set their parents cannot afford. As their dream gets stuck in Liberaland, Tommy and Lou’s lemonade stand is hit with many obstacles. Liberals keep appearing from behind their lemon tree, taking half of their money in taxes, forbidding them to hang a picture of Jesus atop their stand, and making them give broccoli with each glass sold. Law after law instituted by the press-hungry liberals finally results in the liberals taking over Tommy and Lou’s stand and offering sour lemonade at astronomical prices to the customers.

hoping that this book sold all of 12 copies.

In simple text, parents and children follow Tommy and Lou on their quest to earn money for a swing set their parents cannot afford.

Which OBVIOUSLY is all liberals' fault.

Let's see I found this one on eBay for $104--at 5 cents each that is 2,080 cups of lemonade (without the cost of making it)--and people wonder how we got in this economic situation.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5964180304

:spank:

"Grandpa's Surprise for Emily"

by "Uncle Dwight"

And Other Tales From the Ozarks

And Other Cool Science Experiments

"Brother Billy and the Nanny Goat"

Bobfromaccounting.com has some brutal ones
http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/childrensbooks/01.html

http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/childrensbooks2/01.html

Tales from the girls locker room.
Daddy your gimp suit scares me
Mommy's toys that you dont want you to know about.

/gleefully hotlinked from some grade school in Florida :D

Okay that is enough.

and other fun activities

and other questions for stay-at-home moms.

Subtitle

but he isn't coming to get me.

"Who put salt tablets in Mr. Smith's nitroglycerine bottle?"
"Who put hydrochloric acid in Daddy's condoms?"
"Who replaced Grandpa's toilet paper with sandpaper?"
"Who put razor blades in Mommy's tampons?"

Too funny dean_dem

sorry, George, back to Highlights magazine, I guess...

edit: Now I'm spelling like him... :grr:

History of United States as a Democracy, 1776-2001

Who Are Federal Agents and why they need to Monitor Us, published and distributed by US Gov't

It's OK to Lie Sometimes, by Karen Hughes

Fifty Yards to the bathroom by Willie Makit
(illustrated by Betty Dont)