What should be done to that fan - Democratic Underground

HEyHEY

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:07 PM
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Poll question: What should be done to that fan

Edited on Tue Oct-14-03 10:22 PM by HEyHEY

Do your worst!

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fishnfla

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:08 PM
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1. Give him a golden billy goat

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Paragon

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:09 PM
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2. Assfucked by a goat

Hard.

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Wonk

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:11 PM
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3. None of the above, it's just a baseball game. Fine him, perhaps.

Ok, flame away.

"JUST A BASEBALL GAME! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!?!?!?!!!!"

I'll say it again. It's just a baseball game.

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HEyHEY

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:12 PM
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5. And it's just a bit of demonic torture

TO A GUY THAT DESERVES IT!!!!

What would you do to a guy that broke 300,000 kids hearts...WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS WONK!!???

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Wickerman

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:15 PM
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6. he was just a kid, wasn't he?

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HEyHEY

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:16 PM
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7. No looked 20 something to me

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Wickerman

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:18 PM
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12. my bad - in htat case, send him to the Bush whitehouse

he's a fuck up and he will fit right in. We might as well get some utility out of him - let him fuck up that administration.

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BlackVelvetElvis

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:17 PM
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9. On WGN

Post game. They showed security leading the guy out and the other fans were so pissed. Someone even threw something at him. I'd hate to hear what was being screamed at him. THEN, after he was televised nationwide over and over again, he decides to cover his face up with his jacket.
That game was a heartbreaker. I hope this doesn't psyche the Cubs out tomorrow.

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Fight_n_back

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:12 PM
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4. Yankees bullpen

so those psychos can stomp him

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JanMichael

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:17 PM
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8. Nothing. Just a game, no?

If there's a legal remedy for it fine him, but frankly he's in deep enough doo doo with his buddies tommorow at work or school.

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HEyHEY

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:18 PM
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11. I don't wish death upon him...but maybe a broken toe or something

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BlueJazz

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:18 PM
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10. Have the SOB stand at Home Plate

and let all the Cubs Pitchers throw fast balls at him
while 70,000 fans scream "Let's see you catch these, Fucker"!!

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ComerPerro

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:24 PM
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18. I like that one

Chicago fans are very hardcore

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tridim

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:19 PM
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13. Let him feel bad about it for a few days,

let DU'ers joke about it, let the hardcore fans be mad for a few more days, then everyone should just get over it. This isn't a friggin election, it's just a game.

In the grand scheme of things, it means nothing.

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never cry wolf

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:21 PM
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14. Memorialize him

as a monument to 95 years of Cubdom frustration, the essence of Cubness.

Sadly, the essence of Chicago pro sports.

It would be fitting.

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fishnfla

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:24 PM
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16. He may go down in history

Like all the way into his grave

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kanrok

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:23 PM
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15. Geez Cub "fans" get over it

The guy, at most cost the loser Cubbies ONE OUT. Prior still got torched by the next 3 batters. Someone should be pissed at the players for their absence of skill. Go Marlins!

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dajabr

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:24 PM
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17. Let him play shortstop. maybe he can field grounders? (nt)

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Walt Starr

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Tue Oct-14-03 10:26 PM
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19. Make sure the entire world looks at these pictures

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