The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is
contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is
called Gonorrhea Lecthim
(pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past
4 years, and in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves
from this especially virulent disease.

Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lecthim
include,
but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits;
delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic
mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance;
inability to incorporate new
information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility
for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced
bravado;ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating
evangelical
theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing
behavior.

Remedies are in the works, but may not become available before 2008.